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# Either way, the racism card's too overplayed these days.
Poking fun at the differences between one guy and another is perfectly normal, as far as I'm concerned. I take the piss out of my mum for having a bigger nose than me, I don't see the difference between nose size, skin colour, length of....earlobes. Whatever.

People generally need to chill the fuck out.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:18, archived)
# mind your language, ya jew-cheeks
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:20, archived)
# watch yourself, Haggis, I'll sheeny curse you.
Anyway, all of my jew cheeks are plump and lovely.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:22, archived)
# *trips over*
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Go back and do it again.
And this time I want you to make LOVE to thbe camera dahlink. Look at it as if it's a distended piece of meat fashioned into a crude vaginal shape and you're some sort of sexless v-plated adult.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:26, archived)
# *rolls around on the floor gurgling*
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Get up, those are Dio Lederhosen you're wearing.
Right, I'm off to go and cry and clutch my tummy. Bye all...
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Byebye Wow. Get a slave to rub tumtum.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:32, archived)
# anti semite
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Oy, I said Seinfeld isn't funny ONCE. What, you want I should love it out of blood ties?
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:23, archived)
# seinfeld isn't funny at all
There am I saved from being jewified with scissors?

*nyoms on pork crackle*
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:27, archived)
# YOU
how' the holiday going? (it is this week isn't it)

you finished Metal Gear Solid / smoked yourself blind?
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Nope and nope.
I've fallen out with MGS due to flying bitch, I can't be arsed to snipe her for a fucking hour.

And not enough gear to smoke myself blind, I'm eeking out what little I have.

The holiday's good though, so far I've had one of the worst periods of my life and an explosive arse (thank you, India).

Fucking ACE.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:27, archived)
# sounds -- confusing.
you've got me worried about MGSIV now... I was pinning all my hopes on it being the best thing ever... but in a grown up way.

Sorry to hear about the disruptive nature of your lower middle body... hopefully that's all over with.

I'm out of grass too and I have been for the longest time in a while - I'm not sure what menstruating feels like, but I think I have a new appreciation for it; I'm either going to ride this bad boy out and stay off the puff for a while or buckle tonight and go out and pick up a bag... hhhmmmmmm
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:34, archived)