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[challenge entry] Bilbert? Dart?

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(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:07, archived)
# fact
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:08, archived)
# was he ever?!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:08, archived)
# THIS
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Delbert is just Garfield
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:16, archived)
# i don't mind him
his 'joy of work' book was funny
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Dogbert is funny
prototype Brian in FG
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Two for one
Bargain!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:09, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:09, archived)
# hahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:10, archived)
# before Master of Turnips decides to call me a "Fucking racist" again
I would like to point out that this was done in response to a story a few months back about how britain would be safer if a pledge of allegiance to the crown was compulsory at school.

Satire is shit when you have to explain it to fucking retards.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:12, archived)
# racist :P
*runs before sarcasm is misinterpreted*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:14, archived)
# U speled it rong.
Ideit.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:16, archived)
# :(
fcuk
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Either way, the racism card's too overplayed these days.
Poking fun at the differences between one guy and another is perfectly normal, as far as I'm concerned. I take the piss out of my mum for having a bigger nose than me, I don't see the difference between nose size, skin colour, length of....earlobes. Whatever.

People generally need to chill the fuck out.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:18, archived)
# mind your language, ya jew-cheeks
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:20, archived)
# watch yourself, Haggis, I'll sheeny curse you.
Anyway, all of my jew cheeks are plump and lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:22, archived)
# *trips over*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Go back and do it again.
And this time I want you to make LOVE to thbe camera dahlink. Look at it as if it's a distended piece of meat fashioned into a crude vaginal shape and you're some sort of sexless v-plated adult.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:26, archived)
# *rolls around on the floor gurgling*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Get up, those are Dio Lederhosen you're wearing.
Right, I'm off to go and cry and clutch my tummy. Bye all...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Byebye Wow. Get a slave to rub tumtum.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:32, archived)
# anti semite
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Oy, I said Seinfeld isn't funny ONCE. What, you want I should love it out of blood ties?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:23, archived)
# seinfeld isn't funny at all
There am I saved from being jewified with scissors?

*nyoms on pork crackle*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:27, archived)
# YOU
how' the holiday going? (it is this week isn't it)

you finished Metal Gear Solid / smoked yourself blind?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Nope and nope.
I've fallen out with MGS due to flying bitch, I can't be arsed to snipe her for a fucking hour.

And not enough gear to smoke myself blind, I'm eeking out what little I have.

The holiday's good though, so far I've had one of the worst periods of my life and an explosive arse (thank you, India).

Fucking ACE.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:27, archived)
# sounds -- confusing.
you've got me worried about MGSIV now... I was pinning all my hopes on it being the best thing ever... but in a grown up way.

Sorry to hear about the disruptive nature of your lower middle body... hopefully that's all over with.

I'm out of grass too and I have been for the longest time in a while - I'm not sure what menstruating feels like, but I think I have a new appreciation for it; I'm either going to ride this bad boy out and stay off the puff for a while or buckle tonight and go out and pick up a bag... hhhmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:34, archived)
# RASEIST.
SATIYER.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:14, archived)
# OMG ISLAMIST THREAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:17, archived)
# any more? :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:10, archived)
# hmmm... I actually think dilbert is quite good... Most of the time
Simpsons, however, has lost the plot...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:15, archived)