My first ever image post
After some years of only posting stories.
Yes, I know I suck at GimpShop.
From the Cartoon Identity Crisis challenge. See all 423 entries (closed)
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After some years of only posting stories.
Yes, I know I suck at GimpShop.
From the Cartoon Identity Crisis challenge. See all 423 entries (closed)
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i had beer time last night
my mates threw me a surprise "pre-op" party!
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Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:15,
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That's fantastic girl.
Don't forget I want updates, charts and chocolate. ( I can live without the chocolate and I don't mind if the charts are the inexorable slide into oblivion of Phorm.INC's shares )
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Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:37,
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i read that as "pie is good. especially cherry pie, served hot with chips"
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Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:49,
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silly tom!
ice cream is not chips!
you are obviously hungry for pie and chips, possibly with mushy peas and onion gravy.
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Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:54,
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you are obviously hungry for pie and chips, possibly with mushy peas and onion gravy.
heheh
if you're good, there could be a pint afterwards.
if you're bad, of course, there could be three pints ;)
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Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:10,
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if you're bad, of course, there could be three pints ;)
I have no beer
I didn't have space for beer at shopping time and my flatmate has left half a bottle of wine in the kitchen, but I have reason to believe he had sex with a lady last night, so I don't want to risk accidental consuming the sex slime of anyone.
Edit: You not talking to me anymore because I've been away for a while, you prick? I was finishing my thesis so I'm sorry I wasn't around to tell you how much I fucking love you.
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Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:26,
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Edit: You not talking to me anymore because I've been away for a while, you prick? I was finishing my thesis so I'm sorry I wasn't around to tell you how much I fucking love you.
indeed.
accidental consumption of such things is not good.
I have coke, macademias, and fags, so I'm content.
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Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:29,
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I have coke, macademias, and fags, so I'm content.
i have diet coke, bovril and sugar-free jelly.
macadamias are nice, but not as nice as cashews
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Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:35,
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I agree
I also have diet coke, though it's Coke Light here... and they only had sweet cashews. bah.
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Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:39,
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sweet cashews?
do they not know that cashews should only be salted?
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Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:42,
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ewwwww.
I love nuts ( stoppit ) but I despise cashews. They are some kind of genetic aberration in the nut family. Like the ugly Baldwin who's name nobody can remember.
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Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:40,
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no I'm not.
should I be? I get pissed off because there are never any new ones on. I was just watching Severance on Sky sci-fi. It was the utter shite.
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Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:43,
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i was hugely disappointed by severnce
i was told it was great. i was lied to.
there's a new series of family guy started on bbc3, but there's only one a week. have you seen blue harvest?
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Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:47,
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there's a new series of family guy started on bbc3, but there's only one a week. have you seen blue harvest?
yes I have seen Blue Harvest
and quite a few months ago. That's the beauty / curse of the internet. I've already seen it long before the telly get around to it.
I'm waiting for the new futurama ( having recently seen the beast with a billion backs 0
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Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:51,
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I'm waiting for the new futurama ( having recently seen the beast with a billion backs 0
haven't seen that yet
i only saw bender's big score a couple of weeks ago
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Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:00,
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I WANT A FUCKING CIGARETTE!
actually i really don't. I'm bigger than that
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Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:42,
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its been two months quit for me and the first time i've really craved was today
without wanting to sound self righteous, i really feel good
though i envy the hell out of you
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Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:48,
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though i envy the hell out of you
yeh, sorry
I'm considering quitting soon... but might wait til the stress is over in october... yes, that would make sense.
I said I would quit once my work was done, but it doesnt seem to be happening any time soon... hmmm... I don't know. Well done to you.
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Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:50,
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I said I would quit once my work was done, but it doesnt seem to be happening any time soon... hmmm... I don't know. Well done to you.
today was my first daliance with them
I find them to be distinctly not bad.
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Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:43,
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I'm not talking to you
because you have been a mouthy prick. I can do without mouthy pricks.
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Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:35,
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I'm not sure what you're referring to
but I was mostly likely trying my best to impress you. :(
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Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:39,
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fives!
( forgive me if I missed. I'm well on the road to Morocco right now.
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Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:38,
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I had customers buy me 2 Flaming Laboginis, a couple of samubuca and several Sailor Jerry and ginger ales.
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Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:41,
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sailor jerry is really nice golden rum
and this is the time i've been having
www.b3ta.com/board/8553530
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Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:44,
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www.b3ta.com/board/8553530
Captain Jack STILL looks like he'd take it up the wrong 'un
Nice.
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Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:06,
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Nice.
You'll take what you're given, woman!
If you find anything left of Captain Jack when I'm finished with him I'll expect it returned to me on a microscope slide!
WITH APPROPRIATE STAINING!
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Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:15,
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WITH APPROPRIATE STAINING!
as long as i have his dna, i can clone him.
many, many clones.
mmmmmmmm, clones.....
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Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:20,
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mmmmmmmm, clones.....
the fact I exist only on the internet?
no I kindof exist in real life as well. Sortof.
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Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:25,
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because on the internet you can pretend that jizz tastes like chocolate
everybody loves chocolate.
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Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:25,
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soapier?
i'd never thought about it, but now that i do, you're right!
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Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:29,
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well maybe that's just me
it apparently tastes different between blokes. I wasn't game to try a huge quantity either.
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Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:30,
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Now you have made me look like a fool!
Have at thee, varlet!
Actually, I can't be arsed. You can tell everyone you beat me up. I don't really exist anyway.
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Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:38,
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Actually, I can't be arsed. You can tell everyone you beat me up. I don't really exist anyway.
yeah sorry
OK EVERYONE JUST TO DISGUISE THE TRUTH AND MAKE BINGOWINGS NOT LOOK A FOOL I ORIGINALLY WROTE:
"I was game to try a huge quantity either."
then i edited.
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Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:41,
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"I was game to try a huge quantity either."
then i edited.
love or not my arse. Sex acts should be what you find fun and want to do
but then it's easy to say that in the depressing, but idealistic situation of no partner or prospect of one.
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Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:38,
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if you love someone you should do what ever disgusting things they want you to
just as they would for you.
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Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:46,
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it's all diet dependant.
if I have a night on the cider then my morning deposit will taste of apples. She says.
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Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:45,
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nicely done
be a truck load better than David Tennant, who is utter rubbish...and of course to troll for more responses
oh incidentally leela, people love you if you talk in your thread :) /boarders are that scary.
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Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:21,
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oh incidentally leela, people love you if you talk in your thread :) /boarders are that scary.
been trying to think up an assistant for Rabbie, any suggestions?
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Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:24,
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Two for one.
Too many wimmin in this programme.
*EDIT* Shit, I forgot - one of these gents is dead, too.
Monkey tennis?
Ear cataracts?
Random excuse for reposting old stuff just to make yrself giggle?
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Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:27,
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*EDIT* Shit, I forgot - one of these gents is dead, too.
Monkey tennis?
Ear cataracts?
Random excuse for reposting old stuff just to make yrself giggle?
brilliant,
brilliant,
brilliant,
new teeth,
brilliant,
brilliant,
brilliant,
new teeth,
brilliant.
Dr Seuss? Fucking Russell T. Davi... Oh you were TROLLING?
How silly of me.
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Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:23,
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brilliant,
new teeth,
brilliant,
brilliant,
brilliant,
new teeth,
brilliant.
Dr Seuss? Fucking Russell T. Davi... Oh you were TROLLING?
How silly of me.
Tom O'Bedlam's Top Tips For Tonight
1. Get a job in a cocktail bar in Surrey
2. Become mates with investment bankers who drink there and flirt with their wives
3. Never have to buy a drink on a Satuday night in that town again
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Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:36,
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2. Become mates with investment bankers who drink there and flirt with their wives
3. Never have to buy a drink on a Satuday night in that town again
I spy a fly in that initially alluring ointment.
Specifically, part 1 and half of part 2.
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Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:41,
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The 'get a job' part, the 'cocktail bar' part, the 'Surrey' part...
...it all makes me weep neat Scrumpy Jack.
Thank fuck they banned smoking. Now I get to do all my drinking at home, and all my drunken arseholiness on the internet.
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Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:49,
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Thank fuck they banned smoking. Now I get to do all my drinking at home, and all my drunken arseholiness on the internet.