Tom O'Bedlam's Top Tips For Tonight1. Get a job in a cocktail bar in Surrey
2. Become mates with investment bankers who drink there and flirt with their wives
3. Never have to buy a drink on a Satuday night in that town again
(2. Become mates with investment bankers who drink there and flirt with their wives
3. Never have to buy a drink on a Satuday night in that town again
Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:36,
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I spy a fly in that initially alluring ointment.Specifically, part 1 and half of part 2.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:41,
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The 'get a job' part, the 'cocktail bar' part, the 'Surrey' part......it all makes me weep neat Scrumpy Jack.
Thank fuck they banned smoking. Now I get to do all my drinking at home, and all my drunken arseholiness on the internet.
(Thank fuck they banned smoking. Now I get to do all my drinking at home, and all my drunken arseholiness on the internet.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:49,
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