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Pulp Fiction. . .

will maybe animate it later on :D

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TheOther, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 13:55, archived)

compo it first :D

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 13:57, archived)

Why is he yellow?

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 16 Jul 2008, 13:57, archived)

bad kidneys

also a freaking simpson

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 13:57, archived)

hahaha

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TheOther, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 13:58, archived)

what's a freaking simpson?

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 16 Jul 2008, 13:58, archived)

very much like a simpson

only with added freak

(waxdart hello., Wed 16 Jul 2008, 14:01, archived)

sideshow bob

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 16 Jul 2008, 14:01, archived)

i'll leave that one to the philosophers

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 14:01, archived)

What do the Philosophers have to do with it?

they were taken over by The Patriots.

Don't you know anything?

/penny to anyone who understands

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 16 Jul 2008, 14:03, archived)

PATR1OT

Do your shirt up EVA, for fuck sake.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 14:06, archived)

RAT PT 01

Tenuous.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 16 Jul 2008, 14:07, archived)

Play it again

from your end save, and when you meet MkII you get all of your guns back.

My lovely, lovely guns. *cuddles pixellated P90*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 14:09, archived)

:( Not played it

Been playing the other 3 and MG and MG2 without skipping any cutscenes

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 16 Jul 2008, 14:09, archived)

I only played the first one before getting 4.

It's a gorgeous game. Highly recommended. If you can get a cheapy PS3 or a bumdle, I would. The PS3's worth it on it's own, it's a fantastic machine.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 14:10, archived)

I'd suggest playing the others

the joy is in the story

also, I don't want a PS3. My housemate for next year has one but he won't be here until September.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 16 Jul 2008, 14:11, archived)

Not long to go then.

I wanted to play 2 and 3, but didn't get the chance. I'll be playing them shortly though, as a mate's going to lend them to me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 14:13, archived)

Ugh, P90's are horrid little squat things. *duggadugga* new clip *duggadugga* new clip.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 14:18, archived)

I love my P90.

P90, DSR-1, and my G3A3

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 14:21, archived)

Ak-47 and Hand-grenade will do me lovely :)

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 14:25, archived)

You're kidding?

The AK's a piece of wank.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 14:27, archived)

Nothing wrong with a SOCOM (or whatever the basic pistol is in MGS4)

You don't need anything else

except in boss battles.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 16 Jul 2008, 14:31, archived)

You can get it on 4 but only via enterring a cheat code having

completed the game once already.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 14:33, archived)

You can get a M1911 in MGS:4

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 16 Jul 2008, 14:35, archived)

Yes you can.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 14:36, archived)

I'll be going through the game with one of those.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 16 Jul 2008, 14:37, archived)

No sniping?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 14:39, archived)

That's not as fun

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 16 Jul 2008, 14:40, archived)

No, but it is much safer

Plus it's nice to get a head shot and then hear their mate ask them if they're alright.

If you're doing all of it with a handgun, please video your fight with the 2nd BB boss (you'll understand when you get there). That should be a laugh.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 14:42, archived)

I did say "except for boss battles"

but I could probably do it.

I've completed 1, 2 and 3 on European Extreme.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 16 Jul 2008, 14:45, archived)

No no no Johnny Huge Nadgers

you're too good for big guns, you're too good for big guns.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 14:47, archived)

In Counter-Strike it's brilliant. At least you don't have to reload everytime you squeeze the trigger.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 14:31, archived)

I don't.

And I've not played counter-strike, it looks boring as fuck.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 14:33, archived)

metal gear is it?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 14:06, archived)

Aye

No PS3 so I haven't played 4 yet :(

I've been going around MGS:2 with a Nikita getting dog tags.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 16 Jul 2008, 14:08, archived)

I got a PS3

I downloaded all the demos and played them -
many many many of them are crap.

I can't see the point of getting a PS3 unless you really really really like one game a lot.

(waxdart hello., Wed 16 Jul 2008, 14:14, archived)

What if you really really really like quite a few games on it?

The point of getting a PS3 (in my mind anyway)

-good games in really high def
-Blu-ray
-DivX so you can download things and then watch it in high def if you can on your telly
-Online gameplay (not that I do that)

And having played the full game I can confirm it isn't crap. Or at least, I didn't think so and neither did my MGS bumming mate.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 14:17, archived)

There are very few good games on the PS3

FPS and Racing games, not great. I don't illegally download things and can't be arsed with online gaming.

So I'd be paying something stupid for one game and a blu ray player.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 16 Jul 2008, 14:19, archived)

Hang on.

If you've not played any of the games, how do you know? I found Heavenly Sword enjoyable, if a bit short, Lego Star Wars was ace, Elder Scrolls Oblivion is a fantastic game.

There you go: three games I didn't think were shit that aren't FPS or racing.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 14:22, archived)

I've played on my future housemates, and few other's.

Non of those games are worth buying the console for.

for example, lego star wars isn't an exclusive

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 16 Jul 2008, 14:24, archived)

a) our console was free

b) they will release further games for it, I'm not stuck with current titles and that's IT.

so I think we're stuck in terms of being able to view this from the other's standpoint.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 14:28, archived)

:) this is all opinionated

I can see your point of view just fine

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 16 Jul 2008, 14:30, archived)

Oblivion ,like many games

slowly turns into a bad job.

Get item, take item to X. Get thing from x take it to Y.

NO!

(waxdart hello., Wed 16 Jul 2008, 14:38, archived)

So you got bored, in other words.

I've not played it in a bit, but only because we bought MGS4. I still find it a good romp.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 14:39, archived)

I can't stand FPS on any console

I need a mouse and keyboard to enjoy it - Which is a shame. So all fps are out.

But I've got a monster of a PC to play games :) on so no worries.

EDIT: if the ps3 could paly flash movies it would be a tops of system.

(waxdart hello., Wed 16 Jul 2008, 14:23, archived)

^Controllers are faaaar too slow to use.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 14:26, archived)

ALL FPS are shit,

not just ones on consoles.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 16 Jul 2008, 14:26, archived)

system shock 2

(waxdart hello., Wed 16 Jul 2008, 14:45, archived)

As a cynic, I find all of that stuff completely useless.

Don't have, nor desire a HD TV, Blu-Ray (c'mon - waste of time and effort or WHAT) nor the ability to play stuff I've downloaded on a telly (and I'll be fucked if I download 5gig of film over the completely adequate ~700mb in order to watch it in eye-strain-crisp-o-vision). As for online play... I'll do that online. On my PC.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 14:24, archived)

I never got into PC gaming- I've always been a console girl.

I like having a high def TV as I watch an awful lot of films and prefer to see them in as good a way as I possibly can. Films like Casshern, for instance. In my eyes it's pointless watching beautiful movies of a shitty telly, you may as well just poke yourself in one eye and sit too close to a cartoon.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 14:27, archived)

That's fair. I used to be a console gamer until it got tedious and dull. I did get myself a Wii though, and I'm dead happy with it. There's no point in me getting a 360 or PS3 to play games which I could play on the PC, so I opted for the more interesting

and eccentric option. In my eyes it's far, faaaar more entertaining that the aformentioned consoles.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 14:30, archived)

I have a wii.

I barely touch it, it's a console for 6 year olds with the controller sensitivity of a quadriplegic's buttock.

It's fun for half an hour, don't get me wrong, but it's just too.... kiddish.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 14:32, archived)

I TAKE OFFENSE.

Okami is just the most superb game.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 14:34, archived)

It's alright.

I've not played it on the wii, I must admit. But still.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 14:37, archived)

HDTV is a waste of beer money.

I took that two grand for a magic HD screen and spend it on beer- I watch films with hand clamped over my face just to be able to focus on the tv. HD would be a waste :)

(waxdart hello., Wed 16 Jul 2008, 14:34, archived)

I spent my £400 on a 32 inch HDTV on sale (a while back)

and don't drink- £3ish per incremental bit of headache for the next week? No ta.

I do smoke weed though, I'm not edge or owt.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 14:36, archived)

you should try

going round mgs 3 trying to get those little frogs

(max0000000000000 jokes, jokes, jokes, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 14:22, archived)

Like a Simpson, but freaking.

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