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[challenge entry] duxduxdux !



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(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 22:07, archived)
# dux !
mmm... clansoul is win
pictures is gone ):
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 22:07, archived)
# AAARGH!
MY INTERNETS!

(They are very good though, but perhaps next time link all the others instead) ;)
(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 22:08, archived)
# kill them with hammers
but it probably won't work.. they'll all be ductile
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 22:09, archived)
# BADUM TISH!
(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 22:10, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 22:11, archived)
# ARG! A PLATBILLEDDUCKYPUSS
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 22:08, archived)
# these are insanely good
I love the squirrel duck thing.


(I think we're supposed to optimize pictures a bit more than that!)
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 22:12, archived)
# putt putt quack!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 22:13, archived)
# prior to discovering paddling
swans experimented with all sorts of different forms of propultion
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 22:17, archived)
# ha ha ha i was just making a TANK DUCK
but I gave up :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 22:20, archived)
# The Squirrard win the internets.
it has more woo than a ghost convention.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 26 Jul 2008, 22:14, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 22:17, archived)
# Amazing work
Em.....Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 22:17, archived)
# 50kb per image you cunt.
They're good, so it's a shame I'm going to put you on ignore for being a twat. FAQ, DO YOU READ IT, MOTHERFUCKER.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 22:28, archived)
# how polite !
yes yes yes - i read the faq while you were still pooing your nappies
i only post once every six months these days - please imagine the images above as six months worth of imagery, all combined into one fluffy burst of duckiness
or cock off - your choice
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 22:33, archived)
# A non-caching 200kb image can quickly sap lots of bandwidth.
For people on capped broadband, you could cause them to have to pay a lot more for their internet as a result of your inability to give two shits about the possible monetary problems of other board members.

I think it's you who should "cock off".
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 22:35, archived)
# Right, and because you've been here longer than me, and post less a different set of rules apply?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 22:38, archived)
# sheesh
lighten up (:
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 22:41, archived)
# Thanks :]
As lovely as they were, it's a shame for people to have to pay extra to see them :[
Why not link to them, so we can see them voluntarily?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 23:05, archived)
# i was about to complain about them being the size of jupiter
but i really can't bring myself to slag off pictures this good
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 22:10, archived)
#
:D
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 22:11, archived)
# i like these
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 22:11, archived)
# very nice sir
not sen u in ages :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 22:11, archived)
# i has got a proper job
wot is taking up my tiem (:
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 22:13, archived)
# these are great...
but you ate all my bandwidth...
www.lemony.co.uk/optimsation is your friend
edit : don't remove them! simply LINK them!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 22:13, archived)
# All of these are good, but they're ALL too big.
50kb or link them all please.
Also: Yes, it's a duck. No, it's not abusive.
It doesn't fit in the compo.

Woo to all of the pictures, but rectification would be appreciated.
:]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 22:29, archived)
# They're abusive because they're too big!
(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 22:31, archived)
# Is it just me, or is the top one not caching?
Meaning I have to download 200kb every time I load the page.
Thank fuck I'm not on capped broadband, but shitting hell my internet's been going slow recently, and this isn't helping.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 22:33, archived)
# stop hammering f5 then
:p
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 22:37, archived)
# I never use F5 ;]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Seems to be alright with me
And my cache is a paltry 15mb
(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Well it's 200kb I'd rather not have to download over and over, at any rate.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 22:39, archived)
# hide the post
you're not going to miss much
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 22:41, archived)
# I already adblocked everything
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 22:42, archived)