My first compo entry in ages
apologies for shit and bigness. Never mind, eh?
From the Abusive ducks challenge. See all 461 entries (closed)
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apologies for shit and bigness. Never mind, eh?
From the Abusive ducks challenge. See all 461 entries (closed)
( , Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:51, archived)
theme tune?
"he was a dirty paedo duck,
little chicks he liked to fuck,
so he kidnapped a class,
fucked them all in the arse,
and they were as tight as a little ducks butt"
duck/fuck/butt - classic rhymes used by shakespeare
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Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:06,
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little chicks he liked to fuck,
so he kidnapped a class,
fucked them all in the arse,
and they were as tight as a little ducks butt"
duck/fuck/butt - classic rhymes used by shakespeare
The word butt annoys me, when used to mean bottom.
I can just about handle bum, but butt is really.... infuriating.
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Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:06,
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americanism
i only use the word in songs about paedophile ducks
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Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:09,
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I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE
YOU OTHER BROTHERS CAN'T DENY
WHEN A GIRL WALKS IN WITH AN ITTY BITTY WAIST
AND A ROUND THING IN YOUR FACE!
YOU GET SPRUNG!!
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Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:12,
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WHEN A GIRL WALKS IN WITH AN ITTY BITTY WAIST
AND A ROUND THING IN YOUR FACE!
YOU GET SPRUNG!!
See, it's alright when Merkins say it
but when Brits say it it gets to me. It's like the proliferation of 'American style' cola and diners etc that we have over here now. FFS.
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Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:13,
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I know you'd prefer Australianisms like backside
and beer and milk bars.
look what i just found!
www.pomsinoz.com/
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Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:16,
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look what i just found!
www.pomsinoz.com/
beer and milk?
That sounds like it'd make me vomit.
Oooh no, I couldn't move down there. I'd turn into jerky.
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Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:17,
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Oooh no, I couldn't move down there. I'd turn into jerky.
milk bars = greasy spoon
beer = aussie cola
I won't comment about jerky
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Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:20,
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I won't comment about jerky
Today I heard a child scream
Today I heard an adult lie
Today I questioned everything;
I heard that god had died
/teenage poetry blog
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Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:05,
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Today I questioned everything;
I heard that god had died
/teenage poetry blog
I'd have drawn a mandarin one, but it was too difficult from memory.
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Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:56,
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It was originally longer, but didn't fit
"You don't get to be this awesome so easily. A gay wizard has to fuck it into you"
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Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:08,
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Ahhhhhhhhh
So tell me of this wizard. What do ladies do to become awesome?
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Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:09,
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That is possibly the most sinister leer I have ever seen on a waterfowl!
canard-ly believe it. Woo
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Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:02,
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Do you want a bready little chick?!
'ningles b3ta back at work again:(
Had a day and a half off and did lots of sleeping and went to see Hancock and went to see batman and went for a meal and it was good!
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Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:03,
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Had a day and a half off and did lots of sleeping and went to see Hancock and went to see batman and went for a meal and it was good!
one of the first things i ever drew was a duck
then I drew a train.
:)
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Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:04,
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:)
no I was fairly innocent untill about a couple of years or so ago
then I acquired a dirty mind
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Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:06,
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I can't edit it as I'm at work.
I had to text it in to photobucket. I thought that was dead small, am I wrong then?
I thought it was 14.5 Kb...
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Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:07,
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I thought it was 14.5 Kb...
Easily annoyed, I think I've got PMT.
If I explode, please do excuse me.
You?
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Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:15,
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You?
I think we should both have a chamomile tea
and a shout into a cushion.
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Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:19,
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no, If I'm shouting into a cushion
If I'm shouting into a cushionyou'll bumrape me
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Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:21,
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you can do it facing me
that's the thing about cushions, they're quite portable.
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Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:22,
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No.... don't.
The juxtaposition of hat and knackers is really making me cheery.
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