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pedoduck!!

:D woo!

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:52, archived)

Needs a feem toon

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:53, archived)

theme tune?

"he was a dirty paedo duck,
little chicks he liked to fuck,
so he kidnapped a class,
fucked them all in the arse,
and they were as tight as a little ducks butt"

duck/fuck/butt - classic rhymes used by shakespeare

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:06, archived)

The word butt annoys me, when used to mean bottom.

I can just about handle bum, but butt is really.... infuriating.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:06, archived)

americanism

i only use the word in songs about paedophile ducks

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:09, archived)

I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE

YOU OTHER BROTHERS CAN'T DENY
WHEN A GIRL WALKS IN WITH AN ITTY BITTY WAIST
AND A ROUND THING IN YOUR FACE!

YOU GET SPRUNG!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:12, archived)

See, it's alright when Merkins say it

but when Brits say it it gets to me. It's like the proliferation of 'American style' cola and diners etc that we have over here now. FFS.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:13, archived)

I know you'd prefer Australianisms like backside

and beer and milk bars.

look what i just found!
www.pomsinoz.com/

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:16, archived)

beer and milk?

That sounds like it'd make me vomit.

Oooh no, I couldn't move down there. I'd turn into jerky.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:17, archived)

milk bars = greasy spoon

beer = aussie cola

I won't comment about jerky

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:20, archived)

i dont know anyone who actually uses the word butt

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:24, archived)