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[challenge entry] I'm depressed. You should be too.

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(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 22:42, archived)
# NO U.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 22:43, archived)
# *looks in a mirror*
Damn, I'm good looking. *smug*
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 22:43, archived)
# Pics or it's not true
Then we can all chisel down your confidence until you're utterly self-loathing and emo.
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 22:45, archived)
# Profile.
May or may not contain traces of me.
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Under the scarf
I bet you're a mangled freak, like The Fly; only the upper part of your face has survived intact.
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 22:55, archived)
# i'm always looking in the mirror
beauty like mine should be gazed at constantly.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 22:44, archived)
# I have to disagree with your signature
as I once pulled using battenburg. FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 22:46, archived)
# maybe
but you'd have pulled horny triplets with bakewell tart.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 22:48, archived)
# I can't say I've tried
but I did sample bakewell tarts in Bakewell from both shops which claim to use THE original recipe, and was disappointed by both. I prefer the cheapo supermarket variety.
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 22:50, archived)
# supermarket varieties are yummy.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 22:52, archived)
# i've fitted wingmirrors to my head and pointed them at my face
so now i can admire my face when im walking
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 22:49, archived)
# i can't walk
the intense magnetism of my beauty compels me to stay glued to my mirror.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 22:51, archived)
# You're both doomed
when you get old and your looks go to pot, you'll have nothing left. NOTHING.

I'm one of those blokes that gets more chiselled and distinguished as he ages. Ha.
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 22:53, archived)
# i bathe in the blood of virgins.
i shall never age.

although, virgins are much harder to find these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 22:55, archived)
# oh i'm one of them too
i'm like cheese but not in a mature way
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 22:57, archived)