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# i've fitted wingmirrors to my head and pointed them at my face
so now i can admire my face when im walking
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 22:49, archived)
# i can't walk
the intense magnetism of my beauty compels me to stay glued to my mirror.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 22:51, archived)
# You're both doomed
when you get old and your looks go to pot, you'll have nothing left. NOTHING.

I'm one of those blokes that gets more chiselled and distinguished as he ages. Ha.
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 22:53, archived)
# i bathe in the blood of virgins.
i shall never age.

although, virgins are much harder to find these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 22:55, archived)
# oh i'm one of them too
i'm like cheese but not in a mature way
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 22:57, archived)