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[challenge entry] I think I'll come back in a week.


It's a bit much to come to a humour site to escape the world and see that some twat has decided on a week of 'my cat/dog/etc died' I'd rather not.

If you want I can post photos of my dog that died riddled with visible fat tumours, after being having his life sapped away by Cushing's disease.

Someone I know diagonsed with a neurilogical disease. A person in the same department as me suddenly died from menigitis on the weekend. He was 39. I found out this morning someone else I did first year with had died from a brain injury sustained playing soccer.

I don't need /board full of more misery. For those that stay, enjoy your week of unhappy pictures. The dead cats, the burning monks and the starving children.

From the The Saddest Picture In The World challenge. See all 401 entries (closed)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:41, archived)
# or you could post some funny pictures, instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:43, archived)
# To have them pushed off the board by misery.
I think I have a black sense of humour. But this week, it's too much.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:44, archived)
# May I recommend /b/?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:45, archived)
# no ta.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:47, archived)
# How about you ignore EVERYONE and then post some happy stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:54, archived)
# WORK IT!
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:46, archived)
# BREAK IT DOWN.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:47, archived)
# FREEBASE!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:51, archived)
# *bops along*
Hello, long time not botherer, been a while talking on board
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:55, archived)
# OH NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY DRUGES
 
yeah, been busy with work.
BUT THIS WEEK I AM MAKING SOME TIME FOR FUN
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:08, archived)
# *does the work busy five*
I've missed making images like cock money and the like.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:12, archived)
# Here, have a fresh off the grill freebase
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:01, archived)
# WOAH
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:08, archived)
# Hot!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:11, archived)
# hahaha
I like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:14, archived)
# I CANNOT ENDORSE THIS EARTHQUAKE EXERCISE PLAN.
IT IS NOT SAFE.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:47, archived)
# WORK THOSE MULES
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:48, archived)
# oh im sorry to hear that. you are a favorite of mine.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:59, archived)
# Tha would never work.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:54, archived)
# YOU'RE BRINGING THE BOARD DOWN, BAB.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:43, archived)
# I'm working to bring it down from underneath.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:48, archived)
# Chill.
Sometimes there is lols.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:44, archived)
# I'm not really stropping/flouncing.
Yes, I'm sure there will be some funny images. But I don't wanna look through a tonne of bad ones. Like a fat bloke eating a hamburger kicking that starving african child (the one that has been memed a bit)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:46, archived)
# /board is always like that.
14 tonnes of dross for the 1 shiny golden nugget.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:52, archived)
# you terrible, terrible bully.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:47, archived)
# Yeah, can't say this one grabs me either
but tbh, most of the entries I've seen so far aren't that sad. Plus, you could take it as a challenge to make something that's really-sad-but-not-actually-sad. It's, a challenge innit?

Or we'll just see you this time next week :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:46, archived)
# this time next week I think.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:47, archived)
# D:/
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:51, archived)
# :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:04, archived)
# theres already 5 pages of stuff
and the contests only been going like 5 hours :(
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:51, archived)
# I am one big depressed, miserable cunt
So I welcome this challenge
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:51, archived)
# I am one big depressed, miserable cunt
and I don't!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:03, archived)
# this with hats on!
its almost as bad as the question of the week - lets talk about your most depressing thing ever - yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:51, archived)
# Thanks for agreement
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:55, archived)
# I see what you've done here.
Very clever!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:53, archived)
# not really clever.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:54, archived)
# no one even said "dibs on the corpse" :(
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:55, archived)
# It was implied
when I licked him.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:57, archived)
# Can't say I see it your way.
Another movie compo, now that would
be a reason to avoid /board for a week.

Enjoy the rest, sounds like a harsh point in life.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:54, archived)
# I'm alright, I just don't need my escapism to be miserable as well.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:56, archived)
# Another movie poster compo would probably result in another Dunblane
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:57, archived)
# I kinda feel the same way
so I doubled my antidepressant dose.

LOLZ HERE I COME
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:55, archived)
# lucky you.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:57, archived)
# Ohhh, what you on?
Setraline?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:59, archived)
# Citalopram
(generic Celexa)

Is there a badge for "mentil b3tans on meds" or some such? Because there probably should be.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:01, archived)
# Having an account?
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:02, archived)
# yeah, I guess that's an indication of mentil right there.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:10, archived)
# I've not heard of that one. Valium and Setraline serves me well. I'm trying to ween myself off it though. Mainly by isolating myself, drinking and smoking.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:04, archived)
# you can bet the talk board do.
 
they're always on about their meds.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:09, archived)
# why does that not surprise me...
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:12, archived)
# Indeed they are, the
tedious fucks.
(thediscokingpin, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:15, archived)
# this compo is not working out the way i wanted it to.
i wanted funny saddness not this shitty "heres an old picture of a guy getting killed by a soilder, it would be funny if i added clown hats to it." ugh. this makes me depressed.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:56, archived)
# Perhaps it is you who must show us the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 2:59, archived)
# That is obviously hillarious.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:02, archived)
[challenge entry] ugh. this compo has been a disaster and its only the first day.
oh god. im so sorry you guys. i only made the suggestion as a joke and the b3ta gods took it seriously and oh god. i'm so disappointed with myself.

(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:09, archived)
# I still love you.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:14, archived)
# Proof positive
that there are no shit compo ideas, only shit boarders with shit execution.

Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 4:01, archived)
# aaaaw. thanks. thats sweet.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 4:30, archived)
# It was a good suggestion (I clicked it)
I fear the lines between sad and sick have been blurred.....
(I helped save b3ta! KateCal it's the wind...the wind....., Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:26, archived)
# Don't back down now
(thediscokingpin, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:11, archived)
# Worth a click.
This gets a click, totally.
(Almar wonders what will go wrong this week, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 17:53, archived)