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(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 5:22, archived)
# 2G1C...
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 5:25, archived)
# FIVE SECOND RULE
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 5:27, archived)
#
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 5:29, archived)
# aww, glad!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 5:30, archived)
# I fucking lobe this. It's lobely.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 5:31, archived)
# and it's a re-post in a new thread.
 
AIN'T I A STINKER
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 5:32, archived)
# Oh you jerk. I hate you. I'm going to mod the fuck out of you.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 5:33, archived)
# I'm just trying to get on your ignore list.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 5:50, archived)
# OH SHIT
YOU'VE RUINED MY LIFE BY DOING THIS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 5:33, archived)
# DOMINATION: ACHIEVED
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 5:58, archived)
# Yaaaaay!
:D

That's a proper kitty. If it's on the floor and resembles food, they'll give it a good tasting.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 5:33, archived)
# Spoiler alert
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 5:35, archived)
# aww, sad.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 5:30, archived)
# :(((((
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 5:31, archived)
# IT'S THE CIRCLE OF LIIIIFE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 5:33, archived)
# This happened to my sister when she was 4
so I had to give her a 'lick' of mine cos my mum said.

She gulped all the icecream down in one massive mouthful and left me the dry cone. Where is the justice in that?

*still bitter*
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 5:34, archived)
# you should go to her house now and burn her car.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 5:42, archived)
# Or maybe just fill the tank with icecream :-D
oh the irony
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 5:50, archived)
# No!
Cones!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 5:51, archived)
# no!
satan!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 5:53, archived)
# I don't have any satan handy at the moment
would god with cones for horns do the trick?
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 5:55, archived)
# that won't do at all.
start summoning.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 6:01, archived)
# I'm trying!
But I just keep getting Pavarotti

I don't think he'll fit
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 6:13, archived)
# run him through the juicer.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 6:30, archived)
# Running pavarotti through a juicer
To put him in my sisters petrol tank
in order to take revenge on my sister for eating all my icecream that time.

Perfect! I'll do it!

And now I'm going to disappear into the night to find an industrial size juicer

Nighty night
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 6:40, archived)
# No Satan?
What kind of hell is this then?
I expected there to be devils and shit!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 5:57, archived)
# it's a fresh hell, the kind we've all been waiting for.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 6:02, archived)
# So many folks have assigned me a special hell...
...that I'll be quite confused as to just which applies. [/;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 6:10, archived)
# welcome to special hell!
after stepping off the short bus, you'll see a small group of poorly-dressed demons learning how to tie their shoes and asking for ice cream.

yes, this seems rather tame, but keep in mind hell is eternal.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 6:23, archived)
# Any hell with clean windows can't be that bad.
Although the drool aspect might indeed be termed infernal.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 6:37, archived)
# HOW COULD YOU MAKE YOUR SON COOK HIS OWN DOG?
DOGS SHOULD BE RAW, AND LIVING
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 5:38, archived)
# No, I have not heard of your latest advertising campaign. I HAVE NOT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 5:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 5:39, archived)
# QUICKLY, TELL THE INTERNET.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 5:41, archived)
# SERIOUS SPOILER ALERT
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 5:47, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhahhhaaaaahhhahahh!
 
I just about choked on that one.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 5:50, archived)
# THAT'S THE OTHER HOLE.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 5:54, archived)
# hahahaha
fabulous
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 8:21, archived)
# hahahaha
magic
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 9:44, archived)
# One cat
One cup!
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 8:46, archived)