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[challenge entry] Too tenuous?

EDIT: Filthy thread deleters!
EDIT EDIT: Obviously faaaar to tenuous then:P

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(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 8:53, archived)
# wait!
i'm here!!
haha!
ace!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 8:58, archived)
# *marries*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 8:59, archived)
# *honeymoons*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:11, archived)
# *lets self go*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:15, archived)
# ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:19, archived)
# I want to build a spamhouse now
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:01, archived)
# you will need spambricks
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:03, archived)
# Those are spambricks
*edit Woo Riverghost
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:05, archived)
# Just for you:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:14, archived)
# Noooooooo
what happened to the spambricks? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:38, archived)
# This is prefab spam.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:41, archived)
# I'm not sure I am liking this progess
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:52, archived)
# http://www.spamhaus.org/
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:08, archived)
# Easy passage?
Shitting bricks is not macho!!
:)

'nings!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:03, archived)
# Yes Chuck Norris can shit houses
even whole skyscrapers.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:06, archived)
# This I'd like to see!
All in one shitting?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:07, archived)
# CHUCK NORRIS WEARS LITTLE GIRLS' PANTIES!
and not for the comfort and support they offer!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:11, archived)
# Yeah and looks macho in them!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:15, archived)
# I suppose...
it's agreed then.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:20, archived)
# hehehehe!
'ningles all
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:10, archived)
# ningles Dorris
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:11, archived)
# hi Mavis.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:17, archived)
# *adjusts saggy doobs in bra*
so - my Frank came home dead again last night and I said to him, I said Frank! think of the neighbours will you... and so he went next door and ate their brains
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:23, archived)
# of course, when he'd eaten their brains
he gained their knowledge and he found out that Mr. Next door had been spying on my hanging out my unmentionables and receiving some sort of sexual gratification from it... well of course that was it, Frank had me down stairs in my rollers and my nightie washing and hanging out my grundies while he attended to his chap
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:25, archived)
# I must say though Dorris
my gusset was wringing by the time it was all over
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:27, archived)
# *tsch* typical - bloody zombie husbands....
you should try being maried to a vampire... He spend s FORTUNE on sunblock, and never buys me anything pretty. And if I'm not washing lipstick out of his collar, I'm washing blood out of mine.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:27, archived)
# oooh I know
you're a SAINT for what you put up with from that man of yours Dorris, a freaking SAINT... I'll always remember that New Year's party we all went to at Ethyl's... I mean I know she puts on a mean spread, and I know she's one of them Vegetablarians, but killing their dog and eating it's insides at the table... in front of the children... oh you must have been mortified!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:30, archived)
# ningles Dorris
I like this pic
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:12, archived)
# Dorris?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:16, archived)
# well - it was a bit of an auto complete
what would you prefer to be called?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:19, archived)
# Vladd: Destroyer of Worlds, Reaper of Lost Souls
Or Trixi.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:24, archived)
# okay Trixi.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:38, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:30, archived)