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(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:50, archived)
# can men fwap?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:51, archived)
# *fwaps*
yes, it appears we can
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Chuck Norris
needs a monkey wrench and a blowtorch to masturbate
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Please. He needs a nightie, a photo of Jordan Knight and a copy of Bunty.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:54, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:55, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:55, archived)
# bunty ftw!
i used to love getting my christmas bunty annual
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:57, archived)
# I've still got a few, back at my mum's
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:57, archived)
# mine all got binned
along with the beano and dandy ones
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 17:05, archived)
# I've seen some of the manliest men cry
but never have I seen them in an unbuttoned (but tucked in) sleeveless denim shirt. That matches their jeans.

Hmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Chuck Norris is so manly
that he's actually the most repressed homosexual in the entire world..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:52, archived)
# ^ This and that ^
such gayness
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Hasn't Chuck Norris got contracted a nasty case of religion?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:55, archived)
# The same could be said of some kick-ass b3tans though
so let's not concentrate on that, but the marvellous pile of arse that is his wardrobe.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 16:56, archived)
# I mean bad religion rather than good religion
As in, anti-homosexual, "intelligent design"-pushing, pro-lifing, atheist-hating religion.

I have nothing against religion per se, just against bigots.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Ah right, that's brilliant.
Nice of you to know the difference. Could you tell the internets, please? Every time I try they just cover their ears screaming 'YOU WON'T GET ME, CHURCH BITCH' and run away. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 17:03, archived)