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[challenge entry] Nobody likes this shit surely

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(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 20:35, archived)
# I do
But then again, I likes armadillos
(I helped save b3ta! The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 20:36, archived)
# armadilos for the win
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 20:37, archived)
# smooth on the inside, crunchy on the outside!
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Thu 6 Nov 2008, 20:37, archived)
# I want a Dime bar now.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 20:38, archived)
# TREEEEEEEEEOOOOOO!
Old chocolate ads were weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Thu 6 Nov 2008, 20:38, archived)
# thay called diam now :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 21:03, archived)
# why did they change the name?
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 21:19, archived)
# don't ask me!
i know not
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 21:22, archived)
# they don't melt in your hand
or your mouth
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 20:38, archived)
#
*cough*
(I helped save b3ta! The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 20:39, archived)
# the only problem with that is, it had Harry Enfield in it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 20:41, archived)
# And what was wrong with this one?
www.b3ta.com/board/8912707

And I do. Like it, that is. :P

EDIT: Look. there's an 'Edit' link at the bottom of your post. You can click this and make changes to your post if you fucked up ;) Other than that, you don't seem to be doing too badly.
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 20:37, archived)
# For a noob
you're chucking out some decent stuff. Woo.
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 20:37, archived)
# Cheers
I am only a noob on here though ;-)
(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 20:42, archived)
# I also like rootbeer.
 
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 20:37, archived)
# Is rootbeer the same thing as ginger beer?
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 21:19, archived)
# it was good
then they changed it and it is now shit
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 20:37, archived)
# Dr Pepper is the fizziest drink in the world.
For the first minute after you open the can. Then it's completely flat.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 20:37, archived)
# In pubs
Staropramen is the fizziest stuff known to man. I haven't met anyone who can pour a pint without wasting another half in the driptray.
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 20:39, archived)
# remove the sparkler first is the key
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 20:40, archived)
# In my local
they've tried that and it still comes out like Lewis Hamilton's champagne (not an innuendo). According to them (and they're proper trained and everyfing) it's worse than pouring Guinness.
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 20:43, archived)
# too much gas in the lines then
or perhaps they are using the wrong kind of glass
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 20:43, archived)
# The latest solution (not pun)
is to chill the glasses. That apparently helps a bit.
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 20:46, archived)
# Guinness is easy to pour. Just very slow.
*can draw shamrocks in Guinness*
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Thu 6 Nov 2008, 20:46, archived)
# this ^
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 20:55, archived)
# Heathen!
DrPepper is the nectar of the Gods. Only the weak minded, foolish and the soulless cannot appreciate it's greatness.
(Jokel, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 20:38, archived)
# great for a cheap version of a champagne blowjob though
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 20:38, archived)
# I LOVE DR PEPPER
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 20:42, archived)
# So do most sane people.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Thu 6 Nov 2008, 20:43, archived)
# neat anim.......that the pope's hand?pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 20:43, archived)
# i love doctor pepper more than anything in the world
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 20:44, archived)
# I like it
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 21:20, archived)