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[challenge entry] For Greasy Damaged Hair...

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(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 0:56, archived)
# You're
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 0:57, archived)
# OH SHIT ITS THE GRAMMAR POLICE!
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 0:58, archived)
# WHOOPWHOOP
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 0:58, archived)
# What sort of pedant am I...
...if I cant' get me own apostrophe's and grammer not never right?
Now fixed, so please call off the colon cops!
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 1:05, archived)
# now that is a nice haircut.
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 0:57, archived)
# I bet your hair looks like that
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 0:58, archived)
# it's about shoulder length all over and there is a fuckload of grey in it.
I have a drawing of you that I did ages ago :S
(235KB)
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 1:03, archived)
# Grey?
Hahahah.

Dude, that's awesome! :D
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 1:12, archived)
# my hair's going grey and it isn't awesome, I can't afford to dye it and everyone will take the piss if I do...
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 1:13, archived)
# So you're like...old?
Cos I thought only old people got gray hair...
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 1:15, archived)
# I'm 22. premature greyness runs in the family mum was grey by the time she was 30
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 1:19, archived)
# Ooooh.
My friend's mum was grey by the time she was like 20 I think.
I think it would be cool if genetically, people could have awesome colored hair, like blue and pink and stuff.
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 1:20, archived)
# you are an anime character, aicmfp.
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 1:24, archived)
# I'm nottt.
But I do have pink hair. ^_^
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 1:24, archived)
# I wish I knew more about anime to take the piss.
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 1:31, archived)
# Hahahah
One time I was in this Japanese toy store by my dad's house, and the guy told me my hair looked like Renji's hair. I had to go home and google Renji. The next time I went in, he said it was like Sakura's. I had to google her, too. :3
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 1:35, archived)
# You realise that then the entire punk hair colouring thing wouldn't work.
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 1:24, archived)
# When?
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 1:24, archived)
# If people had blue and pink hair.
Then it would be no different from dying or bleaching your hair natural colours.
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 1:27, archived)
# I know.
I just think it would be cool. You can get genetically modified babies, right? I wonder if they can mod the baby that way...
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 1:28, archived)
# Well it depends if human hair cells can physically create those colour pigmentations.
Which they presumably can't given the fact you don't get occasional babies with blue hair, so you'd have to make completely new hair folicles and hair strands probably modified from a completely different animal.

Though I can't off the top of my head think of an animal with green, pink or blue fur.
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 1:31, archived)
# Damn.
:[
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 1:35, archived)
# The easiest way would be to get some stem cells from say a peacock and inject them into an unborn fetus, then see what comes out.
Probably a horrible abberation against man which will choke and die immediately.
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 1:39, archived)
# Eeeew
hahahahah
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 1:40, archived)
# i dunno
there's probably not been enough people born to produce that combination of genes which would produce blue or pink hair.

hair colour being one of the characteristics which is regulated by more than one gene pair has a higher phase space.

although there's evolutionary need for us to have those genes, so its probably not the case.

UNTIL WE BREED WITH ALIENS
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 2:43, archived)
# Your hair is going grey because it's bored of LOCOMOTIVE MEMORABILIA.
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 1:15, archived)
# I did wonder what was causing it.
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 1:19, archived)
# You have a greying mullet?
Style king.
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 1:25, archived)
# it's not a bloody mullet. It's one length all over.
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 1:29, archived)
# does it come free with a murdered prostitute?
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 0:57, archived)
# now now Jeremy
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 1:14, archived)
# heh heh heh .......
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 1:06, archived)
# heh, mind the piss

(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 1:08, archived)
# Toffee Bollocks!
I obviously don't have an original thought in my head - my apologies.
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 1:15, archived)
# not at all
it's original, just that great hairstylists think alike
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 1:18, archived)
# should that not be
FOR GREASY DAMAGED INDIVIDUALS
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:41, archived)
# made me
laugh out loud
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Love it!!!
Hoya!

Über humus!!!!!! This is a great one and the guy looks incredible!!!

Only during the 80s could someone go out looking like that and ending not getting caught by the Taste Police... Oh my, how terrible the 80s were...

Be funky

M A D
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 21:26, archived)