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[challenge entry] I want this so hard it hurts.

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(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Hell yeah.
The front bit would probably break some sort of law though.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:07, archived)
# Don't worry, it'll break off five minutes after you purchase it

/youthtraumablog
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:12, archived)
# this is why you don't
buy penis extensions
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:17, archived)
# it was meant to break off, silly!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:17, archived)
# haha
"breakaway front end" lol
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:19, archived)
# I know
but the black bars just broke in two

Also: what the fuck is up with those feet? Speederbikes don't have feet.
I took those off willingly.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:19, archived)
# that's where the rider's feet are meant to go
if they'd been made to the right scale
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:23, archived)
# yeah
somebody fucked that design up for sure
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:41, archived)
# it's alright
just hang a red and white triangle off it and it's legal
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:15, archived)
# and where dose one what this so hard?
[edit] sorry been awake over 48 hours and where dose one WANT this so hard
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:08, archived)
# "and where dose one what this so hard?"

No sorry - are you foreign?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:11, archived)
#
no just from a jersey care home
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:31, archived)
#
and where dose one what this so hard?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:14, archived)
# and where dose one what this so hard?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Up ze bum?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:16, archived)
# and where dose one what this so hard?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:20, archived)
# and where dose one what this so hard?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:26, archived)
# and where dose one what this so hard?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:30, archived)
# and where dose one what this so hard?
*also

its Speak no B3TA Hear no B3TA BREAK wi-fi see no B3TA
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:34, archived)
#
I like the fact that he still can't spell does correctly even in the edit
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:37, archived)
# its wonderful isnt it?
:D
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:39, archived)
# psst!
'does'
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:38, archived)
# you spelt
"and where dose one what this so hard?" wrong
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:44, archived)
# 7 times
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:42, archived)
# and where dose one what this so hard?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:46, archived)
# and where dose one what this so hard?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:52, archived)
# It still makes no sense.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:13, archived)
# and what does this want so hard?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:35, archived)
# "With extendable anal probe, for those high speed interrogations."
Hoorah!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:08, archived)
# um i think thats a sounding rod
not an anal probe
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:10, archived)
# unless it's the Goatse4000XTi
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:11, archived)
# want one
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Hell yes
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:11, archived)
# :D
He better hope there are no sharp bends!

Woo!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:14, archived)