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[challenge entry] Daily Mail pun generator

From the The Daily Mail challenge. See all 248 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:21, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:21, archived)
# I say
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:22, archived)
# I've got a pair of them
I use them to hold my REAL bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:28, archived)
# What
dogs?
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:31, archived)
# *hits the stop buzzer*
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:22, archived)
# puns done
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Yup.
Does this mean you can say "Bindun" to every mail post from now on? :D
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:29, archived)
# I'm sure there are many more out there
they come at night...mostly
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:31, archived)
# They lie in wait...
...like Wolves!
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:34, archived)