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# A banana, a tomato and an..onion go into a bar.
They sit down, and each order a pint.

Proceeded by several others, they discuss times past and current events.

Then they go home, watch some telly and sleeeeppzzz.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:50, archived)
# What . . . no jazz ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:52, archived)
# SKEEBOP DEE BOP DADDYOH!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:04, archived)
# Tomato and onion?
They are a sharon fruit and a physalis, they were on special offer.

Now, make rhyme out of that you can't.
(I helped save b3ta! stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:53, archived)
# That sharon fruit's named phylis . . .
she came down with a bad case of syphilis . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:56, archived)
# there was a young man from beirut
his lovers were made out of fruit
one he named alice looked like a physalis
but the one he called sharon was cute


bow down before me, and while you're there
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:59, archived)
# i'm wasted on you lot
so i'll reply to myself

edit/ and i'm going to spend the rest of the evening altering my limerick too
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:13, archived)
# you are good
next challenge:

pomegranite and karambola.
(I helped save b3ta! stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:17, archived)
#
some fruits are inherently shite
like kiwis and pomegranite
karambola's a winner to follow your dinner
as a pudding it's quite a delight

can't say i didn't try.
and run with shite - nite, it sounds better
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:30, archived)
# i doff
my cap to you

*should have picked orange, nothing rhymes with orange, bah*
(I helped save b3ta! stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:36, archived)
# give me time
a few days and slight modification of the pronunciation perhaps, or on the other hand... :)
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:40, archived)
# A Jew, an Irishman and and a Jamaican go into a bar
what a fine example of a multicultural society we have.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:54, archived)
# I heard the all bought a £10 drink.
Which the barman told them was £10, but another member of staff saw him, and demanded he refunded the group.
He'd overcharged them by £5, so gave back £1 each to the group and pocketed £2.

So each fruit/veg has paid £9, plus the £2 in the barman's pocket.

Where has that extra pound gone?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Inflation
They should have received a refund of £1.66 and 6 recurring change - which times 3 = £5.00 = which is (£1 x 3) + £2 ergo no missing pound.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:56, archived)
# Down the drain . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:58, archived)
# up your arse?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:59, archived)
# If you want to give my arse a pound, i'll be more than happy to accept ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:00, archived)
# SEVEN
SEVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

plus 2 equals 9 you twonk

err
(I helped save b3ta! stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:00, archived)
# (9x3=27)+2=29, and the original amount was 30.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:04, archived)
# erm.. still in the till?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:07, archived)
# Oh
this is the inflation version.

10-3=7+2=9 was what I heard in the dim and distant past

anyway, i have to get a fox, a chicken and sack of corn over a river so bye!
(I helped save b3ta! stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:08, archived)
# your 2's on the wrong side of the equation
30 - 5 = 25 = 9x3 - 2

alternatively

30 = 3x9 (paid) + 5 (refunded) - 2 (swiped)
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Christ, i'm on /talk for ten minutes, and my joke explodes.
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