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[challenge entry] I bet birth through a hymen bloody hurts

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(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Nice to see The Magic Numbers got invited to the birth
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 15:37, archived)
# *fucking huge LOL*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 15:38, archived)
# *bows*
I'm here all week
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 15:39, archived)
# wass that then
I just see Ginge from Girls Aloud
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 15:39, archived)
# hahahahaha!
her too!

Is this the EMI christmas panto?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 15:40, archived)
# My word dem's some sturdy thighs.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 15:38, archived)
# not sure what's going on with her foot though
were they so sturdy it fell off?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 15:39, archived)
# ooooops
wrong version uploaded :P fixed now hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Birth Through a Hymen
The new album by AC/DC
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 15:39, archived)
# More than the fact that you're shoving a watermelon through your vadge?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Is he!?
eww!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 15:46, archived)
# *ahem*
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(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Good grief...
Is that her leg or has someone got a big ham in for Christmas?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Were Joseph & Mary actually married?
if so, what happened on the wedding night?
Just a thought.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Ah but she was pregnant
and you can have sex when pregnant cos the jitler gets in the babies eyes and it doesn't like it so it bites your cock off.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 15:44, archived)
# i love my daughter, especially the dent in her head
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 15:47, archived)
# FOR SCEINCE!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 15:48, archived)
# God struck Joseph with erectile disfunction
Prima Noctae!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 15:44, archived)