jingle all the fucking way
From the B3ta Christmas cards challenge. See all 272 entries (closed)
( , Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)
From the B3ta Christmas cards challenge. See all 272 entries (closed)
( , Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)
don't mind if i do!
his beard was brown before he developed a coke habit, there's about £500 worth dusted on his whiskers
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Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:22,
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Ach, one of the more annoying things about going out for christmas drinks
obnoxious bell ends, coked up to the eyeballs thinking they're God's gift to conversation.
It's almost like being on the internet... ;-)
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Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:23,
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It's almost like being on the internet... ;-)
ive never seen anyone on coke with my own eyes
but id imagine santa is a mad fucker on the stuff
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Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:24,
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He'd sit you in his sleigh for an hour
so he could tell you all about how wonderful he is before having a fight with you about something he said earlier. At no point will you have managed to get a word in edgeways.
What Quijibo said- if you've met a right dickhead in the pub they probably had a nose full of the 80s.
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Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:25,
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What Quijibo said- if you've met a right dickhead in the pub they probably had a nose full of the 80s.
so the kids wont be getting any presents then,
i thought the stuff might speed him up
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Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:26,
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this
and why i've never done coke. either you're high, in which case you're a self-obsessed arrogant tosser or you're coming down minutes later in which case you're a bitchy self-obsessed arrogant wanker.
spliff and e all the way, man.
and - omfg druqzlol
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Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:25,
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spliff and e all the way, man.
and - omfg druqzlol
I used to do quite a lot of coke, I just ended up broke and with less close mates.
Hurrah.
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Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:26,
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It's more the 'Master Of The Universe' attitude that is adopted.
The Tom Wolfe kind, not the crappy cartoon kind.
In *small* quantities, is the best way to feel undrunk. From what I recall.
It's been some time.
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Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:28,
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In *small* quantities, is the best way to feel undrunk. From what I recall.
It's been some time.
Surely not drinking as much would be the best
way to feel undrunk :D
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Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:30,
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Yes. Good way of sobering people up quickly.
That's the only reason I'd recommend it now.
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Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:30,
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yes, but
if they're pissed, there's a chance they'll get the droop.
if they're coked, you're going to bed on your own :(
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Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:31,
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if they're coked, you're going to bed on your own :(
I *was* actually thinking about friends rather than anyone else.
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Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:33,
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ah, right.
i have trouble concentrating on anything not sex-related ;)
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Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:35,
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it's true
i know i may give the appearance of a pure and innocent paragon of virtue, but underneath my tightly-laced bodice beats the heart of a true strumpet.
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Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:41,
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Ma'am, I shall once again say pish and tish
I will never be swayed by such vulgar and clearly preposterous self-descriptions, I simply cannot take them as the truth.*
* possibly
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Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:44,
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* possibly
i only did coke once with a bottle of the bubbly
and a fine time it was too, it was her idea
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Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:35,
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apparently
if you can get it up before the drugs kick in, you'll stay harder than a quadratic equation all night.
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Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:37,
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It's a very small window of time, though
Errrr, so I've been told.
*keeps digging*
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Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:39,
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*keeps digging*
tiny, apparently.
i've yet to meet anyone who's managed it.
doesn't stop me trying, though.
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Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:43,
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doesn't stop me trying, though.
then for once in my life i got the timing right
was 10 years ago, don't suppose i could do it again
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Fri 28 Nov 2008, 13:14,
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