No - Never!
Pffft!
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:38,
archived)
it's true
i know i may give the appearance of a pure and innocent paragon of virtue, but underneath my tightly-laced bodice beats the heart of a true strumpet.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:41,
archived)
Ma'am, I shall once again say pish and tish
I will never be swayed by such vulgar and clearly preposterous self-descriptions, I simply cannot take them as the truth.*
* possibly
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:44,
archived)
you could try
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:48,
archived)