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This is one of my faves.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 14:56, archived)

Jack Dee is such a cock end.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 14:57, archived)

^this

I think he was funny once, he seems to have been left behind a bit

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 14:58, archived)

The annoying thing is I have to wait through his bits

to get to the good bits.

Oh well, I suppose it's a small price to pay to see Michael McIntyre skipping around and being lovely.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:00, archived)

I do like that they've use LATA as a replacement with Wossy.

They have always had great acts.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:01, archived)

I've found some of my favourite stand ups on there

Michael McIntyre, Lee Mack, Russell Howard...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:03, archived)

Oh good, I'm glad other people appreciate Michael McIntyre

I love his voice :)

And his skipping... and his KoL impressions...

*sigh*

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:07, archived)

Get his live DVD. Get it. Oh my goodness, get it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:10, archived)

*adds to christmas list, by order of Wow*

Did you have a nice birthday? :)

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:16, archived)

I did thank you, I had steak and cake and then stomach ache :D

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:17, archived)

see, I never used to like him

but his enthusiasm is quite compelling

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:03, archived)

His live DVD absolutely floored me

at one point I ran out of laughter and was just sat there with my mouth open, whimpering.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:04, archived)

he ain't on it anymore though

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:06, archived)

I know, but it's always repeated, innit?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:06, archived)

is it?

don't tend to watch UK gold much (or whatever it is) and ain't seen it on dave for a while.

just watch the McIntyre one on iPlayer, then you'll be happy, or better yet, record McIntyre's hosting gags, and superimpose them on Jack Dee if that takes your fancy

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:10, archived)

It was on Dave last night, and I don't have UKTV Gold.

Nor do I have the iplayer as my computer won't access it.

I've got his DVD though, and it's included as a special feature.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:11, archived)

fair enough

last night was heroes and big bang theory though

don't watch much tv these days, involves sharing a room with one of the parents and they always talk. miss living away :(

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:13, archived)

I watch too much telly, force of habit since doing media.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:14, archived)

when i was at uni i'd have my telly on whilst i was awake

mostly dave or abc1 while it existed.

don't have telly in my room anymore (no space) so have actually started to watch things rather than just have background noise
that and reading Bear v Shark has made me appreciate how often i don't actually watch something (film or telly) so am now trying to put more effort into the activity

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:18, archived)

Nicely done.

Read the Illuminatus! Trilogy next. I've not, but my mates keep badgering me to.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:19, archived)

i'm not buying books or owt for myself

til after christmas. need money for alcohol and presents and stuff.

plus it's hogfather time

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:22, archived)

double sheldon

i almost choked on a peanut :D

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:15, archived)

i prefer him in Garden State

although that storyline just tickles me

right i really need to get dressed and head into town

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:23, archived)

'bye!

i need to get undressed, it's bath tiem!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:30, archived)

well i had to do that first

to get into the shower

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:40, archived)

I think his stand up is great

Lead Ballon sucks arse! though0

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:00, archived)

didn't jack dee

get that texted to him while he was onstage at the apollo?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 14:57, archived)

Yup

That's why I said it was one of my favorites:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:00, archived)

i loved it

where he was talking about his dad decorating, or the time he hired an industrial sander.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:02, archived)

If you want a festive giggle

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugv1Ug4U-zs

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:04, archived)

speakers borked :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:06, archived)

HEadphones?:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:09, archived)

stepped on :(

i'm a clumsy heifer.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:11, archived)

And you broke both sides?:P

If one survived pop it in a cup and play it:)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:14, archived)

i shall

if i can find the buggers.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:16, archived)

Yeah

"Texted" to him. I was in the audience for his "Live at the Apollo" dvd. Piss your pants funny.

Then we watch this show and find all the "text messages" have been recycled.

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Joliet, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:01, archived)

last thing i saw live

was bottom's weapons grade y-fronts tour. that was good, but not as good as hooligan's island.
i'd have given my left tit to have been in the audience for phil jupitus' quadrophobia tour.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:05, archived)

Mmmmm.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:07, archived)

is that mmmmmm

for bottom, phil jupitus or my tit?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:12, archived)

Jupitus.

He is glorious, but I wish he'd not lost weight. He's worrying now he's all slim.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:15, archived)

i know

and what the HELL was with those blond highlights?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:17, archived)

BEst line I saw he do was at Glastonbury.

An Aussie guy stood up and shouted, 'Why are you so fucking fat?!' he came straight back with, 'coz each time I fuck your mother she gives me a pie.'

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:18, archived)

Yeah. Definately the law of diminishing returns with the Bottom tour

Especially as the end of weapons grade was exactly the same as an arse oddity.

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Joliet, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:07, archived)

yeah, that sucked.

i just love watching rik mayall blowing his lines and getting the giggles on hooligan's island

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:10, archived)