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# didn't jack dee
get that texted to him while he was onstage at the apollo?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 14:57, archived)
# Yup
That's why I said it was one of my favorites:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:00, archived)
# i loved it
where he was talking about his dad decorating, or the time he hired an industrial sander.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:02, archived)
# If you want a festive giggle
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugv1Ug4U-zs
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:04, archived)
# speakers borked :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:06, archived)
# HEadphones?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:09, archived)
# stepped on :(
i'm a clumsy heifer.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:11, archived)
# And you broke both sides?:P
If one survived pop it in a cup and play it:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:14, archived)
# i shall
if i can find the buggers.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Yeah
"Texted" to him. I was in the audience for his "Live at the Apollo" dvd. Piss your pants funny.

Then we watch this show and find all the "text messages" have been recycled.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:01, archived)
# last thing i saw live
was bottom's weapons grade y-fronts tour. that was good, but not as good as hooligan's island.
i'd have given my left tit to have been in the audience for phil jupitus' quadrophobia tour.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Mmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:07, archived)
# is that mmmmmm
for bottom, phil jupitus or my tit?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:12, archived)
# Jupitus.
He is glorious, but I wish he'd not lost weight. He's worrying now he's all slim.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:15, archived)
# i know
and what the HELL was with those blond highlights?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:17, archived)
# BEst line I saw he do was at Glastonbury.
An Aussie guy stood up and shouted, 'Why are you so fucking fat?!' he came straight back with, 'coz each time I fuck your mother she gives me a pie.'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Yeah. Definately the law of diminishing returns with the Bottom tour
Especially as the end of weapons grade was exactly the same as an arse oddity.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:07, archived)
# yeah, that sucked.
i just love watching rik mayall blowing his lines and getting the giggles on hooligan's island
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:10, archived)