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[challenge entry] New Year's Resolution: post on B3ta more frequently.

From the Advertising the Unusual challenge. See all 352 entries (closed)

(w0rmwood pearl, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 20:07, archived)
# Not if you're on a meter.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 20:07, archived)
# Or pay water rates:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 20:07, archived)
# or buy bottled tap water
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 20:14, archived)
# Or drink
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 20:15, archived)
# Or if you're a fish... oh.. wait...
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 20:16, archived)
# wait... what?
How does that work?
(Sabbie was bored until, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 23:15, archived)
# *Stands on one leg*
Now i'm only on a foot, so I can has free water?
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 20:08, archived)
# Curse you and your crafty ninja editing skills
*Shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 20:08, archived)
# *raises eyebrow*
*unzips*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 20:08, archived)
# I see your eyebrow and I raise you two knees.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 20:11, archived)
# Phwor.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 20:11, archived)
# remove the meter
Pop the return valve out, put meter back in.

Meter only goes up at half the rate, but you still get normal flow.

Half price water then. (still 4 grand per cubic meter though, bloody wessex water!!!)
(Mensa Reject has gone out, I'll be back on, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:52, archived)
# Depends where you live!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 20:07, archived)
# It fucking isn't!
Fucking Thames Water...
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Thu 1 Jan 2009, 20:07, archived)
# Now With Extra Oestrogen
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 1 Jan 2009, 20:07, archived)
# Nice one!
No one ever thinks of that! Damn those tampon flushing wimmins!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 20:08, archived)
# "The Pill we can all take."
Marketing was never my forte...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 1 Jan 2009, 20:09, archived)
# I could have gotten away with it too
if it hadn't been for you meddling b3tans.
(w0rmwood pearl, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 20:09, archived)
#
meddling fiddling.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 20:11, archived)
# +o
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 20:08, archived)
# *sobs*
(w0rmwood pearl, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 20:12, archived)
# cheer up, "+o" is the symbol for a woman lying down
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Tap the tap . . . why not ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 20:17, archived)
# *stares at extortionate water bill*
I beg to differ
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 2 Jan 2009, 0:37, archived)