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[challenge entry] hmmm
Too subtle?

Mr Metronome....not

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(Digireedoo Fuck off Zuowan, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:38, archived)
# Arf!
Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:39, archived)
# I remember him
just...

*edit* To be fair, altho his 'lunchbox' was notorious, this may not be the best example of it espn.go.com/i/magazine/new/040811_christie.jpg as it's hardly showing anyway, THIS was the notorious one wasn't it?: galleries.lycos.co.uk/d/17921-4/linford-christie.jpg when it 'Got away from me, yeh...' to quote The Doctor
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:39, archived)
# 1992LOLS! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:39, archived)
# the days
when "BLACK MAN HAS BIG COCK" was newsworthy.
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:45, archived)
# Ha ha h!
Oh yes :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:47, archived)
# I remember, they called him 'Mr Metronome'
and he got VERY uptight about it as did pretty much the whole 'black community' and it got rather oddly uncomfortable all round really.

But he did start wearing much better support! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:47, archived)
#
I remember my mother watching the athletics for signs of a metronome. Think she preferred John Regis though.....
(Digireedoo Fuck off Zuowan, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:54, archived)
# john regis had unfeasibly tiny ears
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:54, archived)
# Linford's Lunchbox!
Now his intimidation tactics are gone completely.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:42, archived)
# Small penis!!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:42, archived)
# So very very true too.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:43, archived)
# Linford has got Camel Toe
(Sofa King I shaved my balls for this?!?!?!?!, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:44, archived)
# have you shopped out the
performance enhancing drugs?
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:44, archived)
# maybe
that was what he stored down there
(Digireedoo Fuck off Zuowan, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:18, archived)
# haha
sorry to tj but: Do the mods do preemptive bannings? so ban a username before it even posts
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:48, archived)
# unlikely
why?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:51, archived)
# there's a page with all the usernames on
i was going to look to see how many people had signed up after a certain username, and i noticed loads of spammer type names, lots of them 1-4 days old
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:54, archived)
# I was looking for that page a while a go. What's the url?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:59, archived)
# it takes an age to load
www.b3ta.com/board/users.php

i don't know how to load up the page from a certain user id :S
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:01, archived)
# Ah, I'd forgotten the .php at the end. Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:02, archived)
# fuck me
that is a big page
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:02, archived)
# i clicked that once when i was on dialup
it froze my computer
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:03, archived)
# funnily enough
they're just chatting about that on /talk
i think cr3 is aware
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:02, archived)
# 'Aware' as in Skynet?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:04, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:04, archived)
# Phew!
We don't want him making termimaters!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:07, archived)
# i was just thinking
it'd be easier if someone was assigned to clear out such accounts, someone without a job perhaps, a student maybe :)

or they could submit accounts to be deleted, that way there'd be no abuse of power
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:07, archived)
# I think the 7 day wait is b3ta's biggest spamfilter.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:12, archived)
# I'd do it
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:15, archived)
# same here
:)
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:20, archived)
# Yeah, I found them whilst looking for funny new usernames.
There are in excess of 7000 new junk accounts. cr3 has done a marvellous job of removing them, and is altering the sign-up process.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:17, archived)
# cr3 for mod- Oh, wait...
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:22, archived)
# 7000?!
thats probably 10% of the number of accounts total
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:29, archived)
# Some top lurkers on there.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:03, archived)
# when i joined all those years ago it was a close call between
hYpe
or
Various Artists Promo Only Urban Club January mp3 download
now some other fuckers taken it anyway
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:06, archived)
# I think
"FUCKING B3TA MODS ARE FUCKING CUNTS" username has been taken!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:55, archived)
# aww damn
i think this username is taken as well :(

www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=77364
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:57, archived)
# Nothing to see here . . . so move along . . .
packagelessness . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:54, archived)
# Wasn't Linford Christie
the first guy to fly the Channel
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:04, archived)