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[challenge entry] Blighty

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(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:12, archived)
# awesome :D
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:14, archived)
# User 70482 bleeds green.
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:15, archived)
# El Guirii shits on children's artwork.
And wipes his arse with their tears.
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:17, archived)
# RIS?
What have you taken out?

Nicely done.
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:14, archived)
# You missed the Scilly Isles
/pedant mode

edit - is that what global warming will do? ill turn the heating up
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:14, archived)
# OH NOES
An ENTIRE WORLD of people driving on the wrong side of the road!
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:14, archived)
# silly foreigner!
the word you are looking for is 'left'
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:16, archived)
# what
'splutters into tea, drops monocle'

you sir, we invented driving on the wrong side and as usual failed to export it. and were proud of it.
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:17, archived)
# Tell me a story about being Dutch.
I like stories.
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:18, archived)
# The street I live in only has a bicycle path.

No cars allowed
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:20, archived)
# What's the average height of your women?
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:21, archived)
# Fifteen cheese

That's 1/15th of a windmill
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:23, archived)
# It's a shame pictureless threads don't make the popular page.
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:25, archived)
# Wow!
That's like 14 tulips and a clog!
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:26, archived)
# Are they free-range?
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:28, archived)
# I shouldn't think so!
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:30, archived)
# I shant bother then. You've done yourself out of a sale.
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:34, archived)
# "Something about boys and dams and tulips and clogs and hash and two names for a country"
Oh and windmills
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:20, archived)
# Boys?
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:24, archived)
# Boys and dams!
You know, he stuck his finger in, so you didn't drown.
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:26, archived)
# It's funnier if you say he stuck his finger in a dyke.
Something we've all wanted to do, at one time in our lives.
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:27, archived)
# My first thought was lesbians and dams!!
But that would be dykes and dykes!!
Which would actually have been funnier!!!
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:30, archived)
# ...
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:31, archived)
#


;)
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:31, archived)
# Oh yes
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:15, archived)
# Actually no,
where the fuck would I go skiing!
Bad roque pieman! Bad!
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:16, archived)
# xcape in castleford
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:17, archived)
# Thats shit, and I got chucked out of there for being drunk at ski2help
its too short and not good enough
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:17, archived)
# You're too short and not good enough.
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:20, archived)
# Thats what she said...
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:20, archived)
# Honk! Honk!
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:22, archived)
# i´ll be honest i never went
on the basic people could see you fuck up etc
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:24, archived)
# The world according to Empire?
Woo! ;)
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:16, archived)
# This makes it easy . . . one ocean !
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:17, archived)
# Good one.
The world according to the Daily Mail. Woo.
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:17, archived)
# political satire!
send it to private eye with a written note explaining its tenuous link to british foreign policy or somesuch.
i like the detail on the oceans.
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:17, archived)
# The way it should be!
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:17, archived)
# ahhhh, peace and quiet at last
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:19, archived)
# Needs more
Falklands and a wedge of Antarctica.
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:29, archived)
# don't forget Gibraltar!
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:38, archived)
# I was molested by one of those monkies
I was trying to block it out, but you've just brought up a load of painful memores.

Thanks, you bastard.
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:41, archived)
# And less Republic of Ireland

(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:39, archived)
# Agreed
we'd rather not be included.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 16:10, archived)