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(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Hahaha
I thought that was going to be the stupidest part of the film until I watched the rest of it
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 11:43, archived)
# haha :D
precisely why this would have been the best way to end it.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 11:45, archived)
# hahahah ^THIS
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 11:46, archived)
# i was initially impressed.
When he first arrived in the nuclear test city, everything was quiet and other-worldly. But yes, the fridge thing was stupid. But any more stupid than jumping out of a plane with a rubber raft and bouncing down a mountain?
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 11:59, archived)
# That at least has an air of plausability
fridges make poor parachutes when falling from a great height, not to mention bad nuclear weapon sheilds

THATS SCIENCE THAT IS
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 12:46, archived)
# CGI gophers
:(
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 11:45, archived)
# RIS
Haven't seen it, don't want my childhood memories of indy to be sullied.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 11:47, archived)
# ^this
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 11:50, archived)
# ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-chip n' dale
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 11:50, archived)
# the monkey army that follows that LeBoof guy in the vine swinging scenes were worse...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 11:51, archived)
# I hate him
First he's Spike from out of Transformers, then he's Indiana Jones's son. What next? Is he going to land the lead role in Lego: The Movie and nonchalantly trample all my childhood dreams?

Bah.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 11:53, archived)
# I thought he was ok in Transformers
consdering the entire point of the human cast was to justify enormous robot fight scenes*, he did quite a good job.

*See also AVP and AVPR
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 11:55, archived)
# avp is shit
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Avp is only shit if you have expectations
of a film related in any meaningful way to the alien or predator films. Considered on their own as extremely silly films I find them very enjoyable.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 12:28, archived)
# i didnt notice he was in it
was too busy looking at megan fox
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 12:01, archived)
# NO!
They were just ewok-gay and annoying.

the fridge scene turned Indiana Jones from being a normal guy caught up in some seriously wacky shit to being a superhero. Fuck that, Lucas. And Fuck you. In your god-damned stupid bearded face.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 11:54, archived)
# ... and the aliens...
and the Electrolux Indestructocool Fridge.

and the raping of the franchise...

and etc.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 11:54, archived)
# ^this
I actually enjoyed the film.

I took the attitude that it was simply a piece of entertainment and that it does not affect my life in the slightest
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 11:54, archived)
# are you new to the internet?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 11:56, archived)
# I'm on my second lap
It's more scenic this time
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 11:57, archived)
# im with you
it was fun
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 11:57, archived)
# we ought to circle the wagons
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 11:58, archived)
# and quickly, too.
(An Alien sneezed on Bill Oddies binoculars, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:04, archived)
# most of it was fun
the general plot was fine IMO (yes, even the interdimensional beings), but the things that really annoyed were the fridge scene, the gratuitous and sometimes poorly done CGI, and the fact that the entire last half hour of the film could've been massively better if they had used people acting instead of masses of needless CGI and reaction shots.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 11:59, archived)
# *soothes*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 12:00, archived)
# i understand your point... escp[ecially about cgi stuff... it can spoil films when used badly
but i dont know why everyone focuses on the fridge bit... it fits with what i have come to expect from indiana jones
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 12:02, archived)
# I didn't like the fact that it trivialised a nuclear explosion
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Pretty much sums it up.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 12:29, archived)
# its an alright film
i liked the fridge bit.... its great... shia le beouf swinging like a monkey was shit but nobody mentions that.
I think a lot of people wanted a remake of raiders of the lost ark.

opinions on the internet etc
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 11:53, archived)
# jokes on the internet
don't always convey a true opinion etc.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 11:56, archived)
# lol a bit like facebook profile pictures
dont convey a true representation of attractiveness
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 11:59, archived)
# I assume this is a genuine spoiler
as i havn't seen it yet :(
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 11:54, archived)
# I am now trying to find a clip of the fridge bit
to see what this is about.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 12:21, archived)
# tiny text spoiler
don't read if yez don't wants to knows.

He climbs into a fridge and is hurled over a mile by a nuclear explosion, emerging unscathed.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 12:26, archived)
# I watched it.
I think I made a good decision on avoiding it at the cinema.

Hello jump the shark meet survivng a nuclear blast in a fridge.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 12:34, archived)