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# the monkey army that follows that LeBoof guy in the vine swinging scenes were worse...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 11:51, archived)
# I hate him
First he's Spike from out of Transformers, then he's Indiana Jones's son. What next? Is he going to land the lead role in Lego: The Movie and nonchalantly trample all my childhood dreams?

Bah.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 11:53, archived)
# I thought he was ok in Transformers
consdering the entire point of the human cast was to justify enormous robot fight scenes*, he did quite a good job.

*See also AVP and AVPR
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 11:55, archived)
# avp is shit
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Avp is only shit if you have expectations
of a film related in any meaningful way to the alien or predator films. Considered on their own as extremely silly films I find them very enjoyable.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 12:28, archived)
# i didnt notice he was in it
was too busy looking at megan fox
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 12:01, archived)
# NO!
They were just ewok-gay and annoying.

the fridge scene turned Indiana Jones from being a normal guy caught up in some seriously wacky shit to being a superhero. Fuck that, Lucas. And Fuck you. In your god-damned stupid bearded face.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 11:54, archived)
# ... and the aliens...
and the Electrolux Indestructocool Fridge.

and the raping of the franchise...

and etc.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 11:54, archived)
# ^this
I actually enjoyed the film.

I took the attitude that it was simply a piece of entertainment and that it does not affect my life in the slightest
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 11:54, archived)
# are you new to the internet?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 11:56, archived)
# I'm on my second lap
It's more scenic this time
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 11:57, archived)
# im with you
it was fun
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 11:57, archived)
# we ought to circle the wagons
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 11:58, archived)
# and quickly, too.
(An Alien sneezed on Bill Oddies binoculars, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:04, archived)
# most of it was fun
the general plot was fine IMO (yes, even the interdimensional beings), but the things that really annoyed were the fridge scene, the gratuitous and sometimes poorly done CGI, and the fact that the entire last half hour of the film could've been massively better if they had used people acting instead of masses of needless CGI and reaction shots.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 11:59, archived)
# *soothes*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 12:00, archived)
# i understand your point... escp[ecially about cgi stuff... it can spoil films when used badly
but i dont know why everyone focuses on the fridge bit... it fits with what i have come to expect from indiana jones
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 12:02, archived)
# I didn't like the fact that it trivialised a nuclear explosion
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 12:16, archived)