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# I find new Ariel brings my whites up brilliantly
When the stain says hot but the label says not - New Ariel!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:34, archived)
# I wish I worked in advertising.
I'd strive to come up with phrases that make the above look like Shakespeare.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)
# What's that one I saw the other day...
'I want to do a poo at Paul's house'
Just brilliant!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)
# I HATE THAT FUCKING ADVERT
with a fucking PASSION.

If I was Paul's mum I'd lock the front door and tell the little bastard to fuck off home.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:45, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:53, archived)
# I saw that! Genius!
At my local Co-Op - called "Radco" during my yoof, they had the immortal slogan "Prices are low ... at Radco!"

It's what inspired me into a career in writing*


*Contains lies
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)
# I really thought that said "when Stalin says hot"
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)
# "but Lenin says not"
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Everybody say ey-oh
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:40, archived)