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[challenge entry] BLOKES- look away now


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(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 8:53, archived)
# Shirley
the bloke would just come back with some witty retort about the woman's fanny being about the size of a bucket.

Nicely done though! *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 8:55, archived)
# You'd think so...
but in our enlightened times women are entitled to belittle men at every opportunity, but the reverse no longer applies.

(cf. every fucking advert on the telly at the moment)
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 8:59, archived)
# I blame Germaine Greer
Just in general, for everything
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:01, archived)
# awwww never mind
only another 2000 years of abuse to go then we'll be quits ;)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:05, archived)
# you realise you are effectively saying that the last 2000 years of sexism were entirely justified.
well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 21:54, archived)
# how...
does saying that 2000 years of revenge will rectify an original wrong imply that the original wrong was justified?
(Pingoo likes cheese, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 11:35, archived)
# I saw one last night
for an oven cleaning product that literally* used the line "so simple even a man could do it".

*possibly ironically, who knows?

EDIT: here you go: tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/oven-pride-oven-cleaner-in-a-bag/
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:08, archived)
# I've seen that
the oven bag thing... almost as bad as the fajita one where the woman claims her bloke's cooking is going to poison her.

I'm sure 50s ads were never that bad
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:11, archived)
# In fairness, I think they were quite unfair, quite often.
It would be interesting to do a comparison.
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:20, archived)
# I want to punch the woman
Just for the silly "he Heh!" laugh at the end.
(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:13, archived)
# fortunately I've
blocked it from my conscious memory.

It's just the nightmares and general feeling of malaise for me.
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:19, archived)
# phones trading standards office
..gets them to add,,"with a litle help first time" ;)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:13, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:17, archived)
# "...once he finds the kitchen."
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:18, archived)
# I think it's amusing
that they think we would clean a oven anyway.
Just fire it up to max for a few hours normally gets it sorted.
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)
# no competition
when fanny and willy insults are traded, it's the men who generally end up in therapy ;)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:01, archived)
# don't get me started about what men think of women
and vice-versa.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:07, archived)
# haha! testosticles is a good word
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 8:55, archived)
# I should have taken your advice... reading that made me wince...
*shivers*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 8:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Woo! Mind if i slip this in here?
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 8:57, archived)
# Haha I'll just leave this repost here then


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(??no-idea??, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 9:35, archived)