A little boy says to his mother, 'Mummy, how come I'm black and you're white?'
His mother replied, 'Don't even go there! From what I can remember about that fucking party, you're lucky you don't bark!'
(His mother replied, 'Don't even go there! From what I can remember about that fucking party, you're lucky you don't bark!'
Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:07,
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HILLBILLY DIVORCE A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer. The lawyer said, 'How can I help you?' The
farmer said, 'I want to get one of them dayvorces.'
The lawyer said, 'Do you have any grounds?' The farmer said, 'Yes, I got 40 acres' The lawyer said, 'No, No, you don't
understand, Do you have a suit?
The farmer said, 'Yes, I got a suit, I wears it to church on Sundays.' The lawyer said, 'No, no, I mean, do you have a
case?' The farmer said, 'No, I ain't got a Case, but I got a John Deere.
The lawyer said, 'No, I mean, do you have a grudge?' The farmer said,'Yes, I got a grudge, that's where I parks the
John Deere'
The lawyer said, 'Does your wife beat you up or something?' The farmer said, 'No, we both get up at 4:30.'
By now the lawyer is getting frustrated but tries one last question ..The lawyer said, 'Is your wife a nagger?' The
farmer said, 'No, she's a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger and that's why I wants a dayvorce.'
(farmer said, 'I want to get one of them dayvorces.'
The lawyer said, 'Do you have any grounds?' The farmer said, 'Yes, I got 40 acres' The lawyer said, 'No, No, you don't
understand, Do you have a suit?
The farmer said, 'Yes, I got a suit, I wears it to church on Sundays.' The lawyer said, 'No, no, I mean, do you have a
case?' The farmer said, 'No, I ain't got a Case, but I got a John Deere.
The lawyer said, 'No, I mean, do you have a grudge?' The farmer said,'Yes, I got a grudge, that's where I parks the
John Deere'
The lawyer said, 'Does your wife beat you up or something?' The farmer said, 'No, we both get up at 4:30.'
By now the lawyer is getting frustrated but tries one last question ..The lawyer said, 'Is your wife a nagger?' The
farmer said, 'No, she's a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger and that's why I wants a dayvorce.'
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:08,
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