Raising a child is not difficult if you follow these instructions
From the Wrongstructions challenge. See all 253 entries (closed)
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From the Wrongstructions challenge. See all 253 entries (closed)
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OK the fact that the BBC have seen fit to repeat the so-called joke on their website kind of undermines their position on it.
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Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:08,
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Ooh, carrots!
Who'd have thought it, a cartoon about a white mouse and his little brown sidekick.
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Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:13,
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a spokeswoman said he had been "horrified" when hearing he had "given offence"
To whom?
It wasn't broadcast and no complaints were made, so who did he 'give offence' to.
And it's not racist anyway
Or funny, as Griffy said
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It wasn't broadcast and no complaints were made, so who did he 'give offence' to.
And it's not racist anyway
Or funny, as Griffy said
and then theres this:
How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable
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Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:25,
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he gave offence to me
by appearing on that twat's radio show.
/still pissed off that Pete and Geoff got knocked off breakfast for that jumped up wanker, and that Geoff's been knocked off late nights, and they've employed Iain Fucking Lee
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Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:12,
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/still pissed off that Pete and Geoff got knocked off breakfast for that jumped up wanker, and that Geoff's been knocked off late nights, and they've employed Iain Fucking Lee
I thought CoC was good on xfm
and his leaving seemed to be instrumental in it's decline
Always liked Pete and Geoff
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Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:14,
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Always liked Pete and Geoff
i liked o'connel
up until he did that channel 5 show and i realised what a colossal cunt he is. he's still better than Moyles, but since he can't fill dead air for 5 minutes between songs i think I might offer radio 1 my arsehole on a particularly flatulent day to replace him. I quite like Allan Lake though, right kind of mix of self deprication and faux self-love
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Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:22,
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No, that's the weird thing
People think people are going to get wound up by it, and self-censor, therefore making the situation worse and craeting a 'panic' where none would have existed.
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Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:13,
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I'm incredibly offended. Some of my best friends are hats and coats.
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Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:15,
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Surely the best way to bring up a child
is with 2 fingers down the back of the throat.
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Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:06,
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I find this disturbing
I was left in an office and raised by accountants
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A little boy says to his mother, "Mummy, how come I'm black and you're white?"
His mother replied, "Don't even go there! From what I can remember about that fucking party, you're lucky you don't bark!"
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His mother replied, "Don't even go there! From what I can remember about that fucking party, you're lucky you don't bark!"
HILLBILLY DIVORCE
A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer. The lawyer said, 'How can I help you?' The
farmer said, 'I want to get one of them dayvorces.'
The lawyer said, 'Do you have any grounds?' The farmer said, 'Yes, I got 40 acres' The lawyer said, 'No, No, you don't
understand, Do you have a suit?
The farmer said, 'Yes, I got a suit, I wears it to church on Sundays.' The lawyer said, 'No, no, I mean, do you have a
case?' The farmer said, 'No, I ain't got a Case, but I got a John Deere.
The lawyer said, 'No, I mean, do you have a grudge?' The farmer said,'Yes, I got a grudge, that's where I parks the
John Deere'
The lawyer said, 'Does your wife beat you up or something?' The farmer said, 'No, we both get up at 4:30.'
By now the lawyer is getting frustrated but tries one last question ..The lawyer said, 'Is your wife a nagger?' The
farmer said, 'No, she's a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger and that's why I wants a dayvorce.'
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farmer said, 'I want to get one of them dayvorces.'
The lawyer said, 'Do you have any grounds?' The farmer said, 'Yes, I got 40 acres' The lawyer said, 'No, No, you don't
understand, Do you have a suit?
The farmer said, 'Yes, I got a suit, I wears it to church on Sundays.' The lawyer said, 'No, no, I mean, do you have a
case?' The farmer said, 'No, I ain't got a Case, but I got a John Deere.
The lawyer said, 'No, I mean, do you have a grudge?' The farmer said,'Yes, I got a grudge, that's where I parks the
John Deere'
The lawyer said, 'Does your wife beat you up or something?' The farmer said, 'No, we both get up at 4:30.'
By now the lawyer is getting frustrated but tries one last question ..The lawyer said, 'Is your wife a nagger?' The
farmer said, 'No, she's a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger and that's why I wants a dayvorce.'