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[challenge entry] / glorified toap

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(, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:58, archived)
# They're so awesome i just assumed they were a natural phenominon.
:D
(, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:59, archived)
# Silly McBadger.
Jaffa cake is not made of fig.
(, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:02, archived)
# : D
(, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:05, archived)
# I like this, but meanwhile, on freecycle
Offered: Pine cones


Plastic bag of small pine cones.

Collection only
(, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:03, archived)
# ta
i was thinking of starting a collection of pine cones
(, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:08, archived)
# and here I was thinking I'd have to make my own
:D
(, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:18, archived)
# haha!
(, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:09, archived)
# sometimes freecycle produces magic
:D
(, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:19, archived)
# That is how it is done.
(, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:03, archived)
# Someone put b3ta's clock forward.
(, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:04, archived)
# it's time
(, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:05, archived)
# Time is an illusionary concept
sponsored by Accurist
(, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:06, archived)
# If previous years are anything to go by
I will only happen next weekend when the yanks put their clocks forward.
It's got something to do with magnets and ambient temperatures.
(, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:06, archived)
# always with the magnets, them damn yankee doodles
(, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:07, archived)
# also: Texans
(, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:08, archived)
# It's all to do with gravitational time dilation.
Because the Americans are so much fatter time appears to pass at a marginally slower rate.
(, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:11, archived)
# Does this mean
If you leave a fat personMerkin and go for a run, when you get back they will seem older and fatter but you won't have aged?
(, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:14, archived)
# Texans actually put on weight so time will move slower near them and a good barbeque can last anywhere upwards of four years
(, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:18, archived)
# Shit, that's almost twice as long as a normal American's barbeque!
(, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:22, archived)
# this all seems to be in order
(, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:06, archived)
# Yes more fast food dogs
(, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:11, archived)
# yes! I still love them :D
(, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:17, archived)
# Haha,
I cant seem stop loving them :D
(, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:18, archived)
# *glees*
:D
*click*
(, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:14, archived)