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# Someone put b3ta's clock forward.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:04, archived)
# it's time
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:05, archived)
# Time is an illusionary concept
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(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:06, archived)
# If previous years are anything to go by
I will only happen next weekend when the yanks put their clocks forward.
It's got something to do with magnets and ambient temperatures.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:06, archived)
# always with the magnets, them damn yankee doodles
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:07, archived)
# also: Texans
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:08, archived)
# It's all to do with gravitational time dilation.
Because the Americans are so much fatter time appears to pass at a marginally slower rate.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:11, archived)
# Does this mean
If you leave a fat personMerkin and go for a run, when you get back they will seem older and fatter but you won't have aged?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:14, archived)
# Texans actually put on weight so time will move slower near them and a good barbeque can last anywhere upwards of four years
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:18, archived)
# Shit, that's almost twice as long as a normal American's barbeque!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:22, archived)