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[challenge entry] ZZZZZT!

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(I helped save b3ta! Qwolf What can you do with out a dolly? ©, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:13, archived)
#
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mraw!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:15, archived)
# Dangerous Dominoes!
or lego
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Only hat wearers can touch the shuriken remote suspended from the ceiling.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:16, archived)
# so its not a waffle that someone has thrown at the wall then?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:17, archived)
# it's the end of a teabag squeezer
/Guardian blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Or a garlic press
/smelly blog
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:19, archived)
# mm garlic noms
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:20, archived)
# What should I have with my garlic tonight, Nibbles?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:20, archived)
# salmon and roast veg
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:21, archived)
# That head with it's real-feel hair
it comes up with great things.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:22, archived)
# Pork and Lavender
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:23, archived)
# I'm going to try that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:24, archived)
# it really does work
Trial and error, is the only way to do it. The lavender has to be fresh and put it in towards the end as the taste goes away quickly.
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:26, archived)
# What I made in my course last night
Porchette* of Pork, with a handful - yes, a handful - of crushed garlic, fennel seed and ground black pepper.

2.5 kg of sheer awesomeness.

Edit: * Bone-in loin joint, with the skin removed, seasoning put on, and then skin re-attached (tied on with string).
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Phwooooar
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:24, archived)
# You're welcome to bring manwife round with you to share it.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:25, archived)
# I might hold you to that next month!
Speaking of which, are we still doing lunch somewhere in the next 11 days? Blodoy hell, Tom needs to be here *shines a picture of a pompadour on the clouds*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:27, archived)
# Well, I'm up for it!
When did we (or in fact, did we at all) agree a date for this extravaganza?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:28, archived)
# We agreed on a section of the month
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:29, archived)
# ideally on the 11th for me
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:30, archived)
# I'm up for that as long as JPG is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:31, archived)
# Works for me.
\o/

That was easy!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:32, archived)
# ok for me
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:33, archived)
# YES!
We're all sorted!

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:34, archived)
# excellent :)
now then, where?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:40, archived)
# I don't know, JMG's the one who lives there....
I can only navigate us to the seedier parts of Camden and Soho.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:42, archived)
# jam master geordie? *fears typo*
shoreditch has some fairly nice grub huts
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:43, archived)
# *fears also*
Edit: I have a couple of places in mind, dunnae worry.

And they are unlikely to be in Camden, that much I can assure you of.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Sorry love, I've been crossposting all afternoon.
You are of course, superior in all ways.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Awwww, pickle....
That's very kind of you.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:47, archived)
# No, it's just true.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:48, archived)
# I'm so hiring you as my P.R.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:52, archived)
# I called you a delicious beast earlier.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:56, archived)
# Did you???
You saucepot, you...

*blushes*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:57, archived)
# I did, and I totally meant it.
I might make you a plaque for your desk with it on.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:58, archived)
# *goes very red indeed*
You wonderful Cap'n, you.

*mwah*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:00, archived)
# *beams*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:01, archived)
# *checks calendar*
Easter Saturday, yes?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:32, archived)
# That's the one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Ah. We might well need to narrow that down a bit more, methinks.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:30, archived)
# wassat?
*seriously how did that work? i've literally just come back to b3ta and the signal is on and burning brightly*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:28, archived)
# FUCKYEAH.
Fop magic.

What was it, the 2nd to the 11th April?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:30, archived)
# well i'm home 7th to the 17th
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:31, archived)
# that would explain the two bits jumping out of it
they must be some kind of forrian stink lines
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Nomnomnom.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:22, archived)
# "it's the end of a teabag squeezer" what posh nonsense is this?
don't they have fingers where you live?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Massive lego brick, possibly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:18, archived)
# it could be an engineering brick
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:19, archived)
# Don't be silly, bricks can't be engineers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:20, archived)
# I wish they would, they would do a better job
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Hey my dad's an engineer.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:22, archived)
# depends on what kind
We deal with structural engineers, most of them don't have a clue.

I wanted to be a civil engineer and build bridges
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:25, archived)
# *shrugs* an engineer.
Designed satellite stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:27, archived)
# in all the times that I've had an electric shock
It has never gone zzzzzzzzzzt!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Were you properly Earthed?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:18, archived)
# some times yes, some times no
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:20, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:20, archived)
# i've had a few electric shocks
and have never been thrown across the room. always been slightly disappointed
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:20, archived)
# I have
bloody French sockets
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:20, archived)
# wet your hands first
It worked for me.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:53, archived)
# DO NOT TOUCH FLUFFY DICE
Seriously, I miss pachey.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:17, archived)
# this
DO NOT GO TO BED IN BACONS
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:18, archived)
# DO NOT TETRIS THE BOXES
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:18, archived)
# :-(
she flirted with me a bit, once. A long time ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:19, archived)
# She told me she didn't like star wars
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Stick a fork in it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:17, archived)
# as you command
(I helped save b3ta! Qwolf What can you do with out a dolly? ©, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:19, archived)
# ZZZZT !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:22, archived)
# Fred approves

(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:18, archived)
# GAH
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:18, archived)
# ARghhhh ffs!
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:19, archived)
# *gets the raging horn*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:20, archived)
# I get the raping horn
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:21, archived)
# what happens when you blow it?
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:22, archived)
# you wake up soar
(and pregnant)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:25, archived)
# holy moly
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Due to scheduled maintenance the next test is currently unavailable. It has been replaced with a live fire course designed for military androids. The Enrichment Center apologizes and wishes you the best of luck.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:20, archived)