Can't you do a little genetic tampering with your inmates?Supersize a Chinese Water Dragon or something...
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sat 25 Apr 2009, 19:46,
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I shall simply wait until our new Giant Tortoises turn upand charge on one to Scotland Yard to offer my services :)
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Jahled Three shades of black,
Sat 25 Apr 2009, 19:50,
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