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[challenge entry] Theres always a bad apple...or a whole F*cking barrel of them...

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(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Repost for compo
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:03, archived)
# You numpty.
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:04, archived)
# Morning all
How are you all?
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:07, archived)
# nings, Earl!
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:11, archived)
# Morning sir!
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:13, archived)
# You grumpy lot :)
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:23, archived)
# They can't be working, as that is not the b3tan way
So they must all be dead
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:47, archived)
[challenge entry] that looks like a creepy 60s sci-fi
also, here's a motivational film.

(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:08, archived)
# This ... is .... LONDOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:10, archived)
# perfect again
that was the caption running through my mind :)
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:15, archived)
# Sleep deprivation obviously gets me on a roll
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:17, archived)
# THIS IS FARKIN LARNDARN INNIT YOU CAAAAANNNNTS
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:41, archived)
# ningles everyone!
I trust you all had an excellent weekend, full of barbeques, pub lunches and sunshine!

(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:09, archived)
# Actually mine was full of having two mobile phones nicked.
My old one and the one I'd literally just bought.
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:11, archived)
# ugh, that sucks...
misplaced and stolen, or forcibly so?
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:13, archived)
# nicked.
I popped to the khazi and left my office open which is normally fine but I forgot that the front door was open as it had just been painted.
My own stupid fault really but no biggy.
I wasn't fond of my new one (but could have exchanged it I suppose) and I regularly back up my phone so lost nighting on the old one.
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:16, archived)
# still, it's an utter bastard thing to happen...
Sometimes I think there really is a case for sharia law... I vote we start chopping thieves hands off
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:18, archived)
# Naaaa
Bring back the stocks. Not only are they humiliated, everyone knows what the thief looks like and throwing rotton food at twats is extremely stress relieving so it's winners all round.
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:23, archived)
# Down with this sort of thing!
:(
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:13, archived)
# Yeah well the camera was shite
and I'd've got no end of gip from b3ta:P
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:26, archived)
# Us? Gip? Surely not!
What models were they?
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:27, archived)
# Fairly old Nokia and a Nokia 5000.
but soddit. I've got scrambled egg on toats and I@m going to have smoked salmon for lunch:D
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Phwoar!
I have a packet of bacon that really won't keep. Oh woe, I shall have to eat it all.
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:51, archived)
# If I'd thought about it better
I would have had just toats for brekkie and saved the heggles for a salmon omlette.
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Gack, omlette
They don't like me. I also have salmon of the unsmoked variety, and may well have that for lunch.
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Salmon on ryvita with cracked pepper for me:)
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:38, archived)
# You numpty.
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:14, archived)
# Ooo touché!
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:16, archived)
# No no I didn't.
but thanks for the hope.
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:35, archived)
# um...
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:35, archived)