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[challenge entry] 'To Boldly Go............and LIFT THE DAMN SMOKING BAN!!!!'

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(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:33, archived)
# what film is this now?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Why have I not received my offer letter yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)
# it takes a while to write letters in calligraphy with gold-leaf embellishments
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)
# :(
You're not going to hire me, are you?

Hope dashed on the cruel rocks of despair by the fiendish Nibes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)
# haha
my girlfriend's telling me off now for not offering you a job
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)
# YOU TELL HIM, BETTER HALF
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Don't worry
I shall biff him right up for you
(I helped save b3ta! Squeezy Cor, that am lovely!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)
# \o/
Sisters are doing it for... Captaiiiiiin.

A much better song.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)
# twould appear to be your birfdee
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)
#
CAKEY TIEM!
(I helped save b3ta! Squeezy Cor, that am lovely!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)
# *waves to the lovely L*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Hello
I'm scared of B3ta

*hyperventilates*

*runs away from B3ta for next ten years*
(I helped save b3ta! Squeezy Cor, that am lovely!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)
# We're fucking lovely. Look at how lovely we are.
Geoff stop pulling a face.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Mwahahahahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Don't make me grab your earlobe.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)
# *wiggles bum*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:56, archived)
# RIGHT
Come here, I'm going to woman all over you. That'll learn you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Hahahaha!
It's your b3atday too!
Must have cayke!
xx
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)
#
That's just pure coincidence and now I am even more freaked!

*hides in corner*

*starts rocking*
(I helped save b3ta! Squeezy Cor, that am lovely!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Aw.
This might cheer you up news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/8082995.stm
I am Mrs BBC today.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Haha
great minds...

www.b3ta.com/board/9495421
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Ha!
Brilliant. I could look at that all day. I may print it out and stick it on the wall.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)
# :D I keep hearing about this
I shall deffo watch when I get home!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:46, archived)
# This is what happens when you make the Dulux dog mayor.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:46, archived)
# I like the thought of him 'stumbling away'
Stumble on out to sea, you embarrassment
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)
# It's been keyboard catted already on links
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Marvellous
:D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)
# yay good ol' bumbling boris :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Ummmm....none, we just gotta 'shop Shatner, right?
Edit:- Ah B******S, ok.....you got it right, I screwed it up. (Again)
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:35, archived)
# That's right.
blah blah blah shatner blah blah blah photoshop blah blah blah hilarious
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:36, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:36, archived)
# to be fair the title of the compo is just "Shatner!"
and to be doubly fair this is inevitable anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Never mind, this picture has cheered me right up. RIGHT UP I tell you.
img188.imageshack.us/img188/5589/b3818240a6534826.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)
# haha
there was a bumbling gravity-assisted inevitability about it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:44, archived)
# ah no, I just wondered if it was a film
I'm quite happy for there to be a Shatnerpub
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Shatmagnets: The Movie
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)
# meh
It's no Faucet Inn
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)
# pfft!
Nice mind
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)
# as in the place is nice mind (you)
or are you complimenting my mind on its ability to see double entendre everywhere?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)
# option a
I took an Aussie mate to Cardiff once and on the chalkboard menu in a pub
it listed the sarnies on offer followed by 'Nice mind!'
Mate still doesn't understand it.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Also, the faucett people MUST know
My dad used to spout this one before he became born again:

Anne Likes
Coxwell Inn
Tillit
Herts
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)
# hahahaha
born again?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Oh yes
Him & the mother
It's actually helped her through his untimely death so to each their own.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)