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# I'm trying to work out why all of the arsebad is upon me.
I only had a roast dinner yesterday- chicken. I didn't cook it....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)
# are you sure someone else did?
that could be your problem ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)
# This is my thinking
it was my best mate, and he's usually VERY careful about all that, as his girlfriend (my other best friend) is very stomach-orientated.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:05, archived)
# it could just be gastroenteritis
there's a lot of it about you know!


/granny blog
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)
# BRB.
Hopefully lucky number seven.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)
# GRIP THAT SEAT!
RRAAAAAAAARGH!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)
# ooh nasty
not sure if I've ever had salmonella. I've had campylobacter - that's no fun
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:05, archived)
# What's that?
Does it make your diarrhoea smell of tuna cat food?

Yes, I have no shame, I just want to know what this is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)
# you sure you haven't actually been eating cat food?
www.wrongdiagnosis.com/c/campylobacter_food_poisoning/symptoms.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Could it not be
the tuna cat food you ate yesterday?
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)
# did you have anything to drink (i.e. alcohol) as well?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)
# Nope, just water...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)
# is anyone else ill?
er, of people who had chicken
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:29, archived)
# "Motile,
with either uni- or bi-polar flagella"

sounds enjoyable :)

i had an un-diagnosed vom-fest while living abroad that the doctor treated with an anti-biotic which:

1 - didn't farking work, and

2 - turned my piss red

the one thing that makes you feel better about the fact that you may be dying of dysentery is believing that you're bleeding through your wiener >_<
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)