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# Ooh don't :D
Russell Brand is like a charming fruit-and-veg stall goth, and I can't resist a charmer. Call me 'Sweet aarhht' and I'm done for.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Do many cockney goths run fruit and veg stalls?
I can't say I've seen many round here ;) Then again, there's not many fruit and veg stalls, goths or cockneys, so the chances of being all 3 are very slim.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:49, archived)
# London is the city of goth fruit and veg stall dreams, new romantic knicker stands, punk pick and mix..
I forgot - Russell Brand looked at my tits once.
/famous blog
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:59, archived)
# I say! *monocle*
How rude, did he at least write to you, asking permission to inspect your rib cushions?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:02, archived)
# 'Rib cushions'
Brilliant :D
And no he didn't, the cheeky so and so.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:09, archived)
# What is the world coming to?
All these hip youngsters, with their courting without first writing to the girl's parents to ask for permission. It... troubles me :(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Not even a whiff of a carrier pigeon.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:22, archived)
# Carrier pigeon you say?
I may have to try that because girls think it's "weird" when a horseback despatch rider turns up at their parent's house with a wax sealed envelope.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:25, archived)
# Well then the girls in question are obviously stupid and undeserving.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:35, archived)