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(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:39, archived)
# well executed
the two twats blend in well!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:40, archived)
# WHY DID YOU DO IT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:41, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:43, archived)
# WHY DID YOU KILL FUN
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:44, archived)
# That man is one of the unfunniest comedians in all of Christendom.
But this is a great shop.

Also - is B3tards back up yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:41, archived)
# happy candle day!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Why don't you check?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Thanks sir!
No, it's still down :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Happy Candle!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:44, archived)
# why is it always candle in your day
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:47, archived)
# He's a comedian?
news to me

Also use cr3ation instead
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:47, archived)
# I shouldn't, but I Would.
Nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Both of them?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Ooh don't :D
Russell Brand is like a charming fruit-and-veg stall goth, and I can't resist a charmer. Call me 'Sweet aarhht' and I'm done for.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Do many cockney goths run fruit and veg stalls?
I can't say I've seen many round here ;) Then again, there's not many fruit and veg stalls, goths or cockneys, so the chances of being all 3 are very slim.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:49, archived)
# London is the city of goth fruit and veg stall dreams, new romantic knicker stands, punk pick and mix..
I forgot - Russell Brand looked at my tits once.
/famous blog
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:59, archived)
# I say! *monocle*
How rude, did he at least write to you, asking permission to inspect your rib cushions?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:02, archived)
# 'Rib cushions'
Brilliant :D
And no he didn't, the cheeky so and so.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:09, archived)
# What is the world coming to?
All these hip youngsters, with their courting without first writing to the girl's parents to ask for permission. It... troubles me :(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Not even a whiff of a carrier pigeon.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:22, archived)
# Carrier pigeon you say?
I may have to try that because girls think it's "weird" when a horseback despatch rider turns up at their parent's house with a wax sealed envelope.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:25, archived)
# Well then the girls in question are obviously stupid and undeserving.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Fucking trumpet wrangling dick fumbler.
Nice 'shop though
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Haha :)*


*Give this man a bar of soap
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Quoting a friend of mine who has shagged him
"he's got a pencil thin dick and his technique is short stabbing motions"

Top shop!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Thanks missus!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Nice work Ninj...
but god I want to punch him so hard
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:50, archived)
# I know only a handful of people who like him
and a city full of people who don't.

So why is the fucker so "popular" and on the tele all the damn time!?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:53, archived)
# see also Alan Carr
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:01, archived)
# The ONLY think I like which Alan Carr has done is the advert for his chatty man series
I like the way it's been done. But I'm afraid I've had my fill of screaming queens.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:04, archived)
# oooh... haven't we all deary!
*minces*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:06, archived)
# I think the people that don't like him have only seen him on Ponderland & Big Mouth
I didn't like him, but then I was told to check out his Podcasts and he's a different person. Total lack of showing off, just chatting with his mates and he comes across as a very witty, articulate and pleasant person who can laugh at how absurd his persona is.

His TV series when he was still on heroin (Re:Brand) is also very good as it's him being 'real', not showbiz. Especially the one where he pwns the leader of the young BNP.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Cheers Joe!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:00, archived)
# top shopperty
(UTB, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Shopped images only etc...
Woo :O)
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:54, archived)