This is the future.
2015: Google announce first Google Human.
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zeltergiset,
Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:35,
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You ask it for a cup of tea.
And it brings you coffee, chicory, herbal infusion and asks "did you mean 'teeeeee'?"
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:38,
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