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(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:35, archived)
# *tries to unlock pension*
*fails*

Damn.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:36, archived)
# I got the key
I got the secret,
I got the key to a
a-nother way-ee-ay-ee
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:46, archived)
# :O
I knew it was you, on that dark winter night back in '91...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Es are good
Es are good
wooooahhh oooh
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:50, archived)
# calling Mr. Raider
calling Mr. Wrong
call him insane
(insane)(insane)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:49, archived)
# You've got "insane" tattooed on each butt-cheek
That's awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:50, archived)
# :)
I also have 'genius' tattooed on my ball sack (which is technically called a scrotum which should always be pronounced in a Scottish accent)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:52, archived)
# You can't not say scrotum in a Scottish accent, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:53, archived)
# try shouting it in a Russian accent
it doesn't even fucking work like that. I did that once and ended up with a bowl of beetroot soup...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Are you some kind of magician's apprentice?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:55, archived)
# I'm kermit the frog's
butt double
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:56, archived)
# I bet that keeps you busy?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:01, archived)
# :(
I was once rimmed by Gonzo...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:02, archived)
# That must have been quite a feat for him
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:06, archived)
# he got his nose docked
into my foreskin...

it was quite thrilling for a while
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:07, archived)
# ...and now you have somewhere to keep your disco-ball!
win win!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:09, archived)
# awooga!
magic
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Haha!
and nice screen effect too
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:41, archived)
# cheers
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Old-school CRT for the win.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:04, archived)
# ^this
It's awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:56, archived)
# SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE'S
football crazy, she's football mad...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:44, archived)
# The football it has taken away
The.. er..
(Usernameless Wooh, scary. Not really., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:45, archived)
# just act as if nothing has happened
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Will do.
(Usernameless Wooh, scary. Not really., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:47, archived)
# good
I'll be checking from time to time - fuck that shit let's boogie
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:47, archived)
# *unpacks disco ball*
(Usernameless Wooh, scary. Not really., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:48, archived)
# where were you keeping that?
*grimaces*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:52, archived)
# I have no idea.. D:
(Usernameless Wooh, scary. Not really., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:55, archived)
# check - quickly
before someone important asks... also we need more dry ice
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Ok. How are we for lights?
(Usernameless Wooh, scary. Not really., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:58, archived)
# we're not too bad
the DJ is out of his mind on Crystal Meth, but I have an in the mix 96 CD
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Good.
Right, Lets get this fired up then.
Oh, and the disco ball has "Pink Floyd 1994" written on it, should i just use it anyway?
(Usernameless Wooh, scary. Not really., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:02, archived)
# we have a bigger problem
the bar is almost out of Midori
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Hmm..
We have melon juice, will they notice the difference?
Or we could do a quick rundown to the off-license. There might be some there..
(Usernameless Wooh, scary. Not really., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:06, archived)
# I can't name a footballer
Ulrika hasn't shagged
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Justin Fashuno? Or however you spell it
(rambosilk Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:50, archived)
# She's had him too
She used a strap-on
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:51, archived)
# For him to penetrate her with, obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:51, archived)
# double ended?
the end???
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:53, archived)
# at least 3
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:53, archived)
# 3 double ended strapons?
we're going to need a professional on call... or a few keen amateurs
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:55, archived)
# or about 8 disinterested amateurs
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:59, archived)
# I have left this conversation
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:00, archived)
# I keep it alive with my love
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:01, archived)
# it takes the love of a good woman
or several average ones
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:04, archived)
# FASH! AH-AH!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:51, archived)
# haha
I'd forgotten about that
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:53, archived)
# :D
me too until I saw her name... then I remembered.

how are ya?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:57, archived)
# tired and looking for a job that doesn't make me quite as bored as my current one.
yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:08, archived)
# hmm - I feel for you
I'm unutterably fucking awesome... I'm in Hanoi and I'm drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Hahah, bollock sauce
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Daddies?
*repressed memeories*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:52, archived)
# THIS is why I don't like brown sauce
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:57, archived)
# sick and twisted thoughts, I like it well done
(rambosilk Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:51, archived)
# top shop
what page for cosmo and dibs fan fiction?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:56, archived)
# ha ha ha
you evil cunt - I'm doing Cosmo and Dibs accents now...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:58, archived)
# hahahha :D
i can't believe i've never presented my cock to someone as if it were the fish of the day before. what have i been doing with my life?!
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Just remember not to fillet...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:10, archived)
# or de-scale it
*faints*
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:15, archived)