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[challenge entry] I say, these portable telephones are the very thing

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(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:49, archived)
# He can afford a telephone, but not some one to carry it for him?
Scandal!
/woo
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:52, archived)
# that's just given me a cracking idea - nice image fella!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Do tell!
Do.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:53, archived)
# same here
but I'm working too hard to do it :(
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:57, archived)
# ...
working wanking

or is that the same thing for you Mr. Toast ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Yet you are on the board?!?!
Hmm - not hard enough me thinks ;)
(waxdart hello., Fri 28 Aug 2009, 16:03, archived)
# He works from his computer
so entirely plausible
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 16:04, archived)
# What is your job?
Illustration?
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 16:06, archived)
# you want him to draw his job?
(waxdart hello., Fri 28 Aug 2009, 16:07, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 16:08, archived)
# Only if its a Venn diagram
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 16:13, archived)
# hahahahaha! no, no one pays me to draw
that would be some magical world and no mistakes

I do 3d stuff and push people around telling them how things should be
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 16:08, archived)
# Go pushing people around!
Or "Constructive Criticism" is the PC way of saying it. Maybe.

I'm sure with your prowess Mr Toast you could find some cushy drawing job.
(I helped save b3ta! unsey a frizzy haired fruit since, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 16:15, archived)
# I'll employ anyone
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 16:17, archived)
# to do anything?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 16:19, archived)
# No. That's where the cushy-ness ends
Are there many jobs in 3d stuff? Are they easy to get without any education/training/skills/ability/etc. ?
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 16:20, archived)
# yes
and no

Most places will want you to hgave 3 years experience, a couple of games under your belt, degree in architectural study, etc depending in which field of 3d you're going for.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Low Poly?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 16:35, archived)
# In that case I'll stick the the fun, amateur stuff.
Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 16:36, archived)
# kind of you to say
I'll keep patiently waiting for the nice people to contact me offering cushy-ness
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 16:18, archived)
# thats not a problem.
haha, does this mean there have been oppourtunities that havent been particularly cushy?

It'll all come good.
(I helped save b3ta! unsey a frizzy haired fruit since, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 16:21, archived)
# I've yet to have a cushy job in the 20 years I've been working
I blame my parents for not being posh
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 16:43, archived)
# aww bless.
I would suggest beating them up for not being posh... but that might be the wrong way to address the situation.

Anyways, its hometime :D

Have a good Wank Holiday all.
(I helped save b3ta! unsey a frizzy haired fruit since, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 17:00, archived)
# to use your mobile to ring sex lines so noone will know?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Steampunk Victorian Sexlines?
"Like to see some ankle?"
"Oh Mr. Darcy I am undone...!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 16:07, archived)
# you didn't return my call last time...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 16:07, archived)
# trying to get kebab off the other line.
took hours.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 16:09, archived)
# You should have told him you're from New Zealand that would have done it.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 16:10, archived)
# hahahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 16:12, archived)
# There was a cracking cartoon in Private Eye a couple of years ago
Alexander Graham Bell presenting an old fashioned camera joined to a telephone joined to a gramophone, with his friend saying "It's no use Bell, nobody will want a phone that can take pictures and play music"
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 16:09, archived)
# but they do want a gramophone that can play music and make calls.
people are twats.
(waxdart hello., Fri 28 Aug 2009, 16:11, archived)