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[challenge entry] The Final Days of Sodom and Gomorrah

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(I helped save b3ta! Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 11:30, archived)
# That gives me an idea and have a toap (not worth a new thread)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 11:33, archived)
# Richard hammond?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 11:34, archived)
# hahaha


(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 11:52, archived)
# if it were, the bus would be on its side, and on fire
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 11:59, archived)
# That balloon dog..
is shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 11:36, archived)
# I think you'll find its a very good balloon sculpture of rabbit shit.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Likes.
Colourful turdnes
(I helped save b3ta! Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 11:40, archived)
# In that case... (not compoed, since it's not strictly biblical)


Inferno XXVIII, 19-42.

The poets are in the ninth
chasm of the eighth circle, that of the Sowers of
Discord, whose punishment is to be mutilated.
Mahomet shows his entrails to Dante, Virgil, Francis and Rick
while on the left stands his son Ali, his head cleft
from chin to forelock.

cfb
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Alan?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 11:47, archived)
# *ninjaedits*
You didn't see that, alright?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 11:50, archived)