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[challenge entry] What could be more modern than a saucy musical?

True Bible story: King David spies the bathing beauty, knocks her up, makes sure her noble soldier husband is abandoned to the enemy and slaughtered, and then makes the widow his wife.

From the Modernise the Bible challenge. See all 404 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 19:48, archived)
# Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 19:49, archived)
# oh?
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 19:56, archived)
# pfff
better than that stupid grease thing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 19:50, archived)
# ta
you mean Grease Grease? or is there some other Grease motif?
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 19:53, archived)
# the Grease thing they're doing on sky one
raping another classic to make a stupid "look at me, i want to be famous" show
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 19:56, archived)
# oooh. sounds terrible.
now I feel blessed not to have TV for another week and a half. what horrors await, I wonder?
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 20:07, archived)
# strictly come dancing, for a start
god, i hate that show.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 20:12, archived)
# Lovely,
nicely shopped to boot!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 19:58, archived)
[challenge entry] heeh you said yahweh
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 19:59, archived)
# hahaha
haha
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 20:03, archived)
# :) very silly
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 20:08, archived)
# You crazy babe Bathsheba
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:37, archived)