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[challenge entry] Godthefather
Lovely 500k 'god'father image

Mod edit: please read the FAQ regarding image size - the limits are there for your benefit too as otherwise your hosting will fall over. Nice image though.

From the Modernise the Bible challenge. See all 404 entries (closed)

(zen4444, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:07, archived)
# optimise it you bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:09, archived)
# ^
this you noobarsche!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:15, archived)
# The measurers have measured...
They are displeased with their findings.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:27, archived)
# hahaha that's just grand
..I must say I'm sometimes very glad when there is post like this, or a spammer. The replies are hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:29, archived)
# *Fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:45, archived)
# cunt him in the fuck
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:16, archived)
# fuck him in the ear!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:16, archived)
# fly him to the moon
let him play among the stars
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:22, archived)
# piece of pie
hits your eye
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:22, archived)
# In other words...
I cunt you!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:26, archived)
# FNNNNNNNNNNNNNNRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLL.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:30, archived)
# teh gay!
BIGGAR BIGGAR OPLS MAEK IT BIGGAR
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:09, archived)
# These are good
but seriously, much much too big.

Optimize, plz.

Less than 100K and you will get a completely different reaction
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:10, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:10, archived)
# An epic, sprawling, sure-to-invoke-filesize-remarks saga!
Very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:10, archived)
# hahaha
summed it up better than I ever could
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:27, archived)
# I like what you've done there but it could do with being a bit smaller
edit : here i have optimised it to fit a bit for you as an example
farm3.static.flickr.com/2452/3965866584_a615ee2037_o.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:11, archived)
# It's so big I put my face on it.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:11, archived)
# :)
(waxdart hello., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:17, archived)
# hahahha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:27, archived)
# bloody hell... I was half expecting to hear modem sounds out of my PC that took so long to load...
*dial-up hell flashbacks*


edit: but it is good - just remember to optimise!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Your stuff is good but you really need to reduce the filesize to under 100kb
and the dimensions as well. Or thumbnail it.

But still, I like it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:11, archived)
# I can't see it, make it
BIGGAR
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Fucking hell, people will be upset

READ THESE COMMENTS BEFORE YOU POST MORE

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:12, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:19, archived)
# ^that
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:27, archived)
# ^Those

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:36, archived)
# BIGGER!

(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:14, archived)
# lol

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:17, archived)
# TRY AND GET A FUCKING RESERVATION AT HEAVEN NOW YOU STUPID FUCKING BASTARD!
Edit
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:30, archived)
# teheehee :D
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:40, archived)
# I like this
even though it would take me the best part of a week to walk across it.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Is it a movies?
Half a Meg????????
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:19, archived)
# B3ta Broadsheet edition
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:21, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:21, archived)
# im using 1200 x 800 widescreen
and I still have to scroll across
Come on make it smaller
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:23, archived)
# No, you need to get a bigger monitor
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:26, archived)
# or we all need tiny animations that are 100k
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:34, archived)
# I'm going to do something strange here and comment on your actual work rather than the size of it: Heh.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:23, archived)
# It is superb
But please read the FAQ first before you post more

but I do love the post :)
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:26, archived)
# this is great and gets a click
but what they all said ^^^
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:44, archived)