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[challenge entry] Jonas' early relief at the mistranslation was to prove short-lived.


Jonah cast lots, and he was condemned: Then did Wales did swallow him, and he had done acts worthy of blame. Had it not been that he prayed, repented and glorified God, he would certainly have remained inside the belly of Wales till the Day of Resurrection.

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