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[challenge entry] i reckon the burning bush was a cannabis plant

and that moses was 'tripping out' when he heard it speak

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(I helped save b3ta! DUM4S5 =], Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:06, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:10, archived)
# "today's fish is trout a'la creme, enjoy your meal"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:13, archived)
# *gets hungry*
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:14, archived)
# Scholars do reckon
that the Book of Revelation was written by 2 refugees who were stoned out of their skulls on magic mushrooms.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Revalation's nothing.
You want to have a look at Ezekiel. Mad as spanners.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:33, archived)